ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: FAMOUS MISHEARD SPORTS QUOTES
NEW YORK, NY – We’re taking a break from our regularly scheduled holiday-themed columns to bring you this sensitive think piece on the spoken word. […]
George Steinbrenner
GROTE'S GRIPES: WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE; BASEBALL'S WINTER MEETINGS
by Grote2DMax This one is for Mike In The Excelsior- a regular here… INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Baseball’s Winter Meetings kick off here Monday, so it […]
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MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but […]
ENOUGH, BY GEORGE! LEAVE THE BOSS BE
BRONX, NY – We waited. We waited for the victory cigar smoke to dissipate and the financial statement confetti to be completely swept from the […]
WORLD BLEEPIN' CHAMPIONS
“If I told you once, I told you 27 times… WORLD BLEEPIN’ CHAMPIONS!” by Yankee Joe (Yankee Fan) BRONX, NY – From Day 1 this […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: TIME TO TALK "TERMINATED"
by The Philly Phanatic & Philview TRENTON, NJ – The Phantastic Prognosticator has done it again! He’s now three for three. Amazin’… In the May […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WHO’S THE BOSS?
NEW YORK, NY – Sorry folks, I hope you weren’t misled by today’s column title. Unfortunately, I will not be writing about one of the […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: CLASSIFIED INFORMATION
NEW YORK, NY—Somewhat happy about the Mets’ winning streak, but still seething over that pathetic press conference the other day. Don’t get me wrong, it’s […]
JERRY'S KIDS NEED GEORGE STEINBRENNER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Whose suitcase would be packed first? Whose contract would be eaten so that the Nats would take said luggage? How many […]
AROD TO ADDRESS PRIOR PRESS CONFERENCES IN NEW PRESS CONFERENCE
TAMPA, FL – The New York Yankees have set a press conference/interview for Alex Rodriguez to further elaborate and lie about previous interviews and press […]