Angry Ward: Eli Manning, Vontae Davis, and Other NFL Checkdowns
BRONX, NY – We’re now two full weeks into the NFL season and already there’s plenty to talk about. And, shockingly, none of it has to […]
Jerry Jones
Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Jerry Jones
August 8, 2018 Dear Jerry Jones: It has come to our attention that you are still the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, one of the […]
Fire And Fury, Raiders v Rooney Rule, UCF National Champions
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I got a Mini-Matt text last night. It was a nice/gentle reminder that I was up today. I laughed because […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Packers, Cowboys, Jerry Jones, LeBron and Other Year-End Schadenfreude
BRONX, NY – The Mets have brought Omar Minaya back. Sweet Baby Jesus. I really can’t bear to talk about the Mets right now. The year […]
Words Schnatter! Kaepernick Cooks Papa Johns, Peyton, JJ Watt and Jerry Jones.
LOUISVILLE, KY – Bad pizza enthusiasts, Jerry Jones, Peyton Manning and J.J. Watt are flying their sh!tty pizza boxes at half-mast, as Papa John Schnatter […]
Mets and Sandy Alderson Bad for MLB, Is P Diddy New Trump?
NEW YORK, NY – It’s always great when MTM Management fails to pass along the memo that the inimitable DJ Eberle is on a Buffalo […]
Grinding Ax Edition: Eli’s Coming! Roger Goodell Wins Lottery
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Well Cowboys fans, you better hide your heart, your cowboy lovin’ heart… Eli’s Comin’ and […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Kaput Cowboys, Brown Bombers Bombers, Other Christmas List Items
NEW YORK, NY – They light the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center in New York City tonight. I’m hyper-aware of this because 1) I live […]
The Week That Was: LiAngelo Ball, Lebron Trolls the Knicks and Sunday Night Football
SPANISH HARLEM, NY – What a week that was… amirite? Frist the Ball family get embrassed by LiAngelo stealing Louie Vutton glasses in China. Then LeBron […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Meet The Matts Power Rankings
BRONX, NY – You know what’s any easy way to fulfill a column-writing obligation? Write up a list. Any list, really. A Top 10 List, […]