TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME… A FINAL SALVO
by Ed Diz/Dr Diz FORT WORTH, TEJAS – Well, the replay of the 1950 Fall Cassic – the last time the Phillies and Yankees met […]
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THE ART OF THE NEWS BLACKOUT: STAYING IN TIVO COMA
By Rex O’Rourke THE BRONX, N.Y. – Nobody likes a rain-out; not the players, the fans, the networks, or anyone relying on the game as […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: I’VE BEEN TO THE PROMISED LAND
SELMA, AL – “Get me to the plate boys†may not rank up there with “I’ve been to the mountaintop†but when Ryan Howard walked […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: KING FOR A DAY
USA, YESTERYEAR – Larry King here, pinch hitting for Grote today…Watching Jay-Z hugging cutey pie Kate Hudson during the Yanks game 1 playoff game victory […]
PURPLE PEOPLE CHEATERS WILL GO ONLY SO FAVRE
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – If you’ve been lucky enough to read our guy Angry Ward’s column every Wednesday, you’d know he’s a Bronx-raised Minnesota Vikings fan, […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: BUD SELIG CALLED
President Obama; Healthcare Advocate MILWAUKEE, WI – We’re officially into fall. The days are getting shorter as are the opportunities for Phillies fans everywhere to […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: GO PLAN THAT 2013 VACATION
By Philview and the Phanatic UNDERGROUND SHELTER, PA – Nothing important today, just the end of the world! Oh, haven’t you heard? Yes, it’s coming. […]
ZOMBIE ATTACK
TROMA STUDIOS – It’s another Monday holiday here at MTM, which has inspired me to flesh out an idea for a new horror film along […]
MR. ROARKE, I’D LIKE TO EXTEND MY STAY
by West Coast Craig FANTASY ISLAND — After Replacement Matt stirred up the old soccer debate last week, it’s obvious that a little controversy gets […]
DOPEY BRITS: FOREVER CURSED, FOREVER ANGRY
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Call it karma. Call it payback. Call it what you will but Mother England will be forever kicking herself in her royal […]