Tag: Justin Tuck

Whitney Breakdown: Big Win for the Giants, Eagles Fans to Blame For Trump, Jets to Dangerfield?

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WHITE PLAINS, NY – I’m guessing the NFL ratings will be up now that we actually had a few good national games – Cowboys vs Steelers, Seahawks vs Patriots and the Jets vs Rams. Just kidding about that last one, of course, but I’m surprised the NFL didn’t save that snoozer for prime time. Man, […]

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A Giant Comeback, Again…

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NEW YORK, NY – Damn Eli. I can never just have a peaceful Sunday with that guy. I wake up thinking: ‘Sure, the Redskins are good, but RG3’s a rookie. No way can he get through Mathias Kiwanuka, Justin Tuck and Antrel Rolle. That’d be like me getting through Holley Mangold. Plus, the Giants offense […]

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A Giant Ribbing: St. Louis Guy Rips Giants Fans

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RUTHERFORD, NJ –  Four times a year the bear inside of some of you that is a New Yorker, comes out to rear its ugly mug.  What time of year am I talking about? The start of a new sports season.  That New Yorker just escapes from the body in inexplicable unsubstantiated hate directed at the […]

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Grote’s Gripes: Super Match-ups In Boston vs NY

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INDIANAPOLIS, IN – This year’s Super Bowl is a dream rematch between the New York Football Giants and the New England Patriots.  Ah, NY vs Boston once again.  This will be the fifth time in major sports history that NY will face Boston for the title.  The series is now split at two games apiece.  The Bruins have […]

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CHICKEN LITTLE, JUSTIN TUCK & F.SCOTT FITZGERALD

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CITY OF HEAVENLY TRANQUILITY, CHINA – It has been a tumultuous Spring Training for us citizens of Mattville. We’ve had to deal with one calamity after the next, leaving our nerves twitching and our breath short. Yet being the sick and twisted gluttons for punishment that we are, we seem to revel in it all. […]

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