Keith Hernandez

March 5, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s somewhere around 5AM and my ****ing back is out. It’s flocking killing me – pardon my French. Can’t sleep, and […]

July 13, 2022 Angry Ward 0

*The Steelers and Nets do not have herpes as far as we know – this is sports comedy, not fact. NEW YORK, NY – Anyone else […]

July 10, 2022 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It was a wild week in the sports world, from tennis (sorry to see Nadal injured) to hoops (Google the Nets) […]

May 18, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK CITY – At long last, we’ve been having some fairly great weather here in the Northeast. This past weekend I was invited to […]

October 2, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It was a one-hopper to the plate, delivered by a wily right-hander and fielded cleanly by the veteran backstop. There was […]

September 22, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Welcome to the first official day of Autumn, the best season of them all. I suppose if you live in Yuma or […]

September 18, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

“Hold on to your hats, we’re in the 9th.” – Bob Murphy NEW YORK, NY – There were many nights growing up, through the crappy […]

October 24, 2020 Matt McCarthy 2

NEW YORK, NY – In case you’ve been in a cave or coma, the New York Mets Baseball Club has been sold. Fred Wilpon, his […]

September 26, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1848) ARKVILLE, NY – The above quote is attributed to JB A-Karr, the […]

September 1, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

MTM HQ – Last week, I ruffled some feathers and got a stern text from Short Matt. It really pissed me off (not really, but […]