TJ Oshie and March Madness Dig Us out of Sports Graveyard

February 18, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

NEW YORK, NY – We’ve covered ad nauseam the graveyard that this time of year has become for sports. That is sports, that people actually […]

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Holy Torn NFL ACL, Batman! Jim Kelly’s Bills, Carmelo Anthony and Mets To Screw Fans

October 22, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 24

TONAWANDA, NY – Watching the NFL Network at 4:30 this morning was like watching the old Batman TV series from the 60s.  Sam Bradford? VRONK! […]

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No Mo Mo! Knicks/Rangers vs Net/Isles, MLB Playoffs, Niners/Rams, No Soccer

September 28, 2013 Junoir Blaber 20

EL BARIO, BRONX – “Do this in remembrance of me” – Luke 22:19/1 Corinthians 11:24.  It’s a good opening since yours truly is covering for […]

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Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie

June 19, 2013 Replacement Matt 17

NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]

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Sending Out An S.O.S to Rangers, Nets, Knicks Cowboys?!

April 28, 2013 Cheesy Bruin 9

“Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank needs to turn his attention away from the NFL draft and pay more attention to his Home Depot bathrooms.” UPSTATE, […]

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So Far, So… Not Bad for Yanks, Mets, Rangers, Isles, and Knicks

April 19, 2013 Different Matt 20

New York, NY – We’re almost a month into this baseball season and the Yankees have won more games than I thought they would win […]

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Preacher’s Row: Knicks Bullied in OT, Blazing Braves, Hooters Research

April 12, 2013 Preacher Collins 19

NEW YORK, NY – It’s that time of week again. Well, actually its a day early for Preacher’s Row, but I’ll take one for the […]

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MTM Christmas Spectacular, Knicks, A-Rod, Mets, NHL

December 21, 2012 Different Matt 22

NEW YORK, NY – First let me apologize for my absence this past week. I’ve been jammed up at the office trying to cross all […]

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Odd Happenings In Sports: Drew Brees, Jeremy Lin, Ben Sheets, Joe Paterno

July 16, 2012 West Coast Craig 25

SAN DIEGO, CA – The San Diego Convention Center just wrapped up Comic Con 2012, over 150,000 nerds and studio types converged to keep this […]

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Grote’s Gripes: Taste The Lin-Sanity

March 6, 2012 The Matts 50

WATERBURY, VT – Last week Ben & Jerry’s got into a lot of trouble from the politically-correct crowd for offering a new flavor at their […]

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