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Worst Coaching Hires In Sports History All In NY: Carlos Beltran, Take A Bow

November 4, 2019 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – Another, Are-You-F***ing-Kidding-Me move has been made by the New York Mets, in tabbing Carlos Beltran as their new skipper. But really, […]

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Giant Killer Mickey Callaway, Brodie Van Wagenen Defining Moment, Jets Lose To Pats

October 21, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Admittedly, yours truly was a ass over teakettle this weekend, rising in the wee hours to watch the Rugby World Cup […]

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Bugging Eli, MLB Season Ends, Couple of Joes, a Buck or Mickey Met? Bryce Harper Phlop

September 30, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Attending the final day of the #MLB season is always interesting. The vibe is usually good, as the agony of a […]

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NY Jets Season Over, Mets Chasing the Wild Card, Syndergaard Catcher Issues “Thor Thubject”

September 14, 2019 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Any other job would have fired someone for submitting articles 12+ hours after the deadline. Thankfully, working for Meet The […]

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MLB Wild Card Hunt: Manager Moves, Joe Girardi, Wally Backman, Mickey Callaway, Custer and Revere?

August 17, 2019 The Matts 0

CHELSEA, NYC – Working on the set of a popular major network cop show last night as a Special Effects guy making smoke and wetting […]

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Yankees Soar on Orioles Wings, Mets Make Splash

August 16, 2019 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – Let’s talk some baseball…  It’s a shame the Yankees can’t play the Orioles every game. The Bombers are coming off of […]

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Mets Winning Despite Glaring Problems… Shadow of Michael Corleone

August 11, 2019 Matt McCarthy 1

“Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in.” –Michael Corleone NEW YORK, NY – How many times, Mets fans, have you […]

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50 Ways To Leave Mets Fans In A Flushing Toilet of Hell

August 8, 2019 Cam James 0

ST LOUIS, MO – Ne’er has there been a more apropos moment in MTM history than a pinch-hit juxtaposed to Angry Ward’s closing words yesterday. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets Mess, #USWNT and Other Thoughts from Abroad

July 3, 2019 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – As was well-documented here – when Short Matt finally woke up, looked at the site and realized I wasn’t here—I was in […]

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Stupid Puig, Scalped Chiefs Reporter, Nets Haul Big Fish, Mets Tears

June 30, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Wow! We barely slept after all the excitement this weekend in the sports world, kicked off by Different Matt’s Puck Head […]

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