ALERT: BASEBALL IS A DRUG WITH YOUNG FANS
MeetTheMatts.com nephew, Sean Pericles McCarthy, turned 12 just after Christmas. He is an avid sports fan with severe Met-itis, which was ensured by his MTM […]
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GROTE'S GRIPES: PUT OUT THE WELCOME MATT
HOLLYWOOD, CA – I must say this site is better than ever. Lots of great characters and very clever writers. In order for The Matts […]
A BASEBALL CAROL
by Different Matt A man is heard talking on the phone behind a closed office door. The name on the door reads O. MINAYA The […]
TALL MATT TUESDAY: TUCKS PADS PARK
by Tall Matt NEW YORK, NY – I am too young to remember Robert F. Kennedy as a US Senator from New York State. Yes, […]
COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS
by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: GONNA HAVE TO FACE IT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO…
HOLLYWOOD, CA – This week on MTM we’ve taken a detour during this post-Olympic, pre-March Madness, early-spring-training sports lull. Angry Ward took a good look […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GET READY FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP
Joba Chamberlain’s Mom Busted For Drugs –TMZ.com HOLLYWOOD, CA – A message to all you sports superstars out there, in case you haven’t heard, the […]
FEBRUARY AIN'T OCTOBER: IT'S A SUCKY TIME IN SPORTS
by Junior Blaber NEW YORK, NY – February is the WORST month of the year for sports, especially New York sports, and it makes me […]
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
by West Coast Craig VULCAN – Once again the aging master, having had one of his best seasons ever and still proving he’s just having […]
SALISBURY STEAK OR COMMUNION?
I was ashamed, and I didn’t want to say anything. I thought it would go away and let my ego get in the way. Since […]