Tag: Nationals
Cancer(s) In The Clubhouse? Carmelo Anthony, Bryce Harper, Odell Beckham, Jr
NEW YORK, NY – When you are bald, fair-skinned and didn’t realize that getting that first bad sunburn out of the way was the way to deal with the sunny/warm-weather months, you end up in trouble with the Skin Police. Indeed, you may have to wrestle with skin cancer. Yours truly is guilty of all […]
#BizarreSells: Slick Oilers, Super Bowl Sam Darnold, Joe Girardi
EDMONTON, ALBERTA – Sure, one could argue that choosing a hot NHL team five minutes into their season over an epic MLB playoffs tilt as the lead story is a bit bizarre but hey, #BizarreSells. Following that formula, here are today’s topics: Slick Oilers, Super Bowl Sam Darnold, Joe Girardi. SLICK OILERS – Don’t tell […]
Mets and Yanks Off to Good Starts, MLB Should Shorten the Season
NEW YORK, NY – The mostly empty stadiums and games cancelled due to snow must mean that it’s early April and baseball is back again. The Mets and Yankees have battled the elements to start off the season strongly. The Amazin’s strong starting pitching and big bats have powered them to a 5-1 start. Cespedes, Bruce, […]
Opening Day! Time for Baseball Predictions re Cubs, Mets, Sabathia, Tanaka, Royals
CHAVEZ RAVINE – Another holiday Monday for me, and it’s my favorite one… Opening Day! It’s the time of year when lesser publications start publishing all sorts of predictions and prognostications and when I say lesser… I mean us! So here goes with our own official iron-clad, lock-of-the-shoe-in declarations of how this baseball season will […]
Yo! Make your Move, Mets!
Greenwich, CT—“Mets Twitter” is on the verge of a Chernobyl-like meltdown. I say Chernobyl because the Mets’ stunning inaction in the face of several Yoenis Cespedes rumors promises to ruin Met fan allegiance for decades. The hated Washington Nationals have reportedly made a 5 year offer for more than $100M to Cespedes. Such a Cuban […]
Tricky Dicks: Jordan, Nats, Cowboys and The Boz
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA – One of the questions that has gone unanswered over the centuries has really never been solved: What is a Dick? No, I’m not talking about the infantile joking associated with the slang for a male part. Nor am I talking about the nickname for Richard. And we won’t go into the […]
WHAT A YEAR TWO WEEKS MAKE!!!
by Junior Blaber (Not above) NEW YORK, NY – I wanna dedicate this article to Jean Finnegan Biden, Joe Biden’s mom. I like Biden in general cause you just never know what he is gonna say. Sucks to have someone you know die, especially your mom. So RIP and my condolences, Joe. NOTE: We’re not […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Terrible Dad Jokes, Some Gerrit Cole In your Stocking
STAMFORD, CT – My twin daughters turn 3 today! Thank you very much. Everyone says it goes by fast, but if you ask me it’s been a grind. But like my hockey league teammates with tell you, grinding is what I do. So it’s all good. But one thing that has not survived intact is […]
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