Cookie’s Corner: TV Timeout for Oscar Predictions & More Snow
FROZEN, TUNDRA, CT – Hey, guess what’s coming on Sunday?! If you’re in the Northeast.. more f*cking SNOW! I saw ‘BIG STORM!’ on the forecast […]
NBA
Straight Shooters? Jason Collins, Zack Greinke & Stephen Drew
NEW YORK, NY – Just like you can’t pick your relatives and you can’t coach stupid, you also can’t legislate douche. And this is different […]
Canada Sweeps USA, Russian Hockey Debacle, NBA All-Star Game, Pitchers and Catchers
“These players need to understand that the dunk contest is for the fans not for them!” –Vladimir Putin just before he sank the Russian Hockey […]
TJ Oshie and March Madness Dig Us out of Sports Graveyard
NEW YORK, NY – We’ve covered ad nauseam the graveyard that this time of year has become for sports. That is sports, that people actually […]
Athletic Presidents Day: Would Millard Fillmore Pancake Gerald Ford
HOLLYWOOD, CA – While our MTM Search Party tries to find West Coast Craig, who was hijacked by a new band of Cyber Terrorists, we […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: Days the Future Forgot; Ralph Kiner, the Rangers and WOR-TV
EL BARIO, BRONX – Armageddon tired of this Snow! Weather be damned – Deacon Blaber and my sports pulpit is up ready for the masses […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: Super Bowl Bye Week, Pro Bowl, Winter Olympics, and Baseball
EL BARIO, BRONX – The Polar Vortex was foretold last week but my Yimness! It has been so cold the Good Deacon Blaber, yours truly, […]
Winter Blues Ain’t So Bad: Yanks Get Tanaka and Okposo Watches Olympics
Alert, Nunavut – Its cold, its dark, and there’s snow and ice everywhere (Seriously, whats with all of the single digit temperatures?). The Knicks are […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Your NYC Super Bowl Visitor’s Guide
NEW YORK, NY – (***We interrupt Polar Vortex 2: Electric Boogaloo to bring you yet another column.***) It’s the least wonderful time of the year, with […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: NFL Playoffs, London Nets, Kinetic Knicks, Mock NFL Drafts, Polar Vortex
EL BARIO, BRONX – ‘Tis a beautiful Saturday, this, the third Saturday of the first month in the Two Thousandth and Fourteenth year of his […]