MY DADDY CAN BEAT UP YOUR DADDY
by Rex O’Rourke TOBACCO ROAD, NC – So last night I’m watching Duke throttle North Carolina and I ask myself: “Self, what is the biggest […]
New England Patriots
2010, A FOND LOOK BACK
by West Coast Craig LOS ANGELES, CA – Had enough of predictions, reviews, previews, and lists surrounding a completely symbolic unit of time? No? Well […]
OSCAR/PLAYOFF WATCH
by West Coast Craig KODAK THEATER, HOLLYWOOD – Only three weeks left in the NFL season, not even that many left in 2009…it’s time to […]
MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX
By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]
DOIN' TIME: PLAXICO GOT TOO MUCH
RIKER’S ISLAND, NY – Perhaps, if Plaxico Burress simply had a taller lawyer. After all, court stature means something, doesn’t it? Anyway, a severe case […]
GO ASK ALICE WHEN SHE'S TEN FEET TALL
By Rex O’Rourke The Mayo Clinic – Let’s face it. It is one stressful sports world. It’s stressful for the players, management, fans, media, and […]
THE BRONX IS BURNING
By Rex O’Rourke 161ST AND RIVER AVENUE – Alright, enough is enough. I’ve taken it easy on you Mutt fans for many a rant. I’ve […]