JAY EEE TEE ESS, FANS, FANS, FANS
By Rex O’Rourke, Stony Point, N.Y. – I have to admit it. I love Jets fans. They are among the most loyal in the land […]
New York Giants
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: RIDDING THE FRIDGE OF HOLIDAY LEFTOVERS
NEW YORK, NY – At long last the holidays are over and we can focus our energies on more important things like drinking all of […]
NO FANTASY: TRENT EDWARDS GETS YOU FIRED
ORCHARD PARK, NY – It’s cold outside but it could be colder in your office, especially at Fidelity Investments if you have anything whatsoever to […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: EVERYONE LOVES A PARADE?
CANYON OF HEROES, NY – If the Phillies took care of business in Game 7 like they were supposed to this would’ve been the shortest […]
MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX
By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]
DOIN' TIME: PLAXICO GOT TOO MUCH
RIKER’S ISLAND, NY – Perhaps, if Plaxico Burress simply had a taller lawyer. After all, court stature means something, doesn’t it? Anyway, a severe case […]
THE BRONX IS BURNING
By Rex O’Rourke 161ST AND RIVER AVENUE – Alright, enough is enough. I’ve taken it easy on you Mutt fans for many a rant. I’ve […]
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
By Rex O’Rourke The Swamp in Joisey With my wife out for dinner with friends, and cats Yogi and Scooter by my side, I settled […]