Autumnal Geography: Tigers/Rangers, Brewers/Cards, Giants & Packers
Everywhere and Nowhere- Let’s hammer out some autumnual geography, shall we? Detroit: Yes. I lived in Michigan from 1985-1992. Spent some of the best years […]
New York Giants
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SPORTS OR ANYTHING ELSE
by Rex O’Rourke, not Nostradamus Clifton Park, NY – Let’s face it. I know nothing about sports. As a prognosticator, I fall somewhere between Criswell […]
I'M TIRED AND I'M MAD AS HELL
by Rex O’Rourke NEW YORK, NY – There are some people, expressions, and pop culture events that I’m tired of and I not going to […]
MY DADDY CAN BEAT UP YOUR DADDY
by Rex O’Rourke TOBACCO ROAD, NC – So last night I’m watching Duke throttle North Carolina and I ask myself: “Self, what is the biggest […]
JAY EEE TEE ESS, FANS, FANS, FANS
By Rex O’Rourke, Stony Point, N.Y. – I have to admit it. I love Jets fans. They are among the most loyal in the land […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: RIDDING THE FRIDGE OF HOLIDAY LEFTOVERS
NEW YORK, NY – At long last the holidays are over and we can focus our energies on more important things like drinking all of […]
NO FANTASY: TRENT EDWARDS GETS YOU FIRED
ORCHARD PARK, NY – It’s cold outside but it could be colder in your office, especially at Fidelity Investments if you have anything whatsoever to […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: EVERYONE LOVES A PARADE?
CANYON OF HEROES, NY – If the Phillies took care of business in Game 7 like they were supposed to this would’ve been the shortest […]
MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX
By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]
DOIN' TIME: PLAXICO GOT TOO MUCH
RIKER’S ISLAND, NY – Perhaps, if Plaxico Burress simply had a taller lawyer. After all, court stature means something, doesn’t it? Anyway, a severe case […]