Angry Ward Wednesday: Start Spreadin the News… New York Teams Suck
NEW YORK, NY – There’s just no way to sugarcoat this, so let’s get right down to it. In case you haven’t noticed, due to […]
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The Target: LeBrons, KDs and Best GM in Baseball
So I’m schlepping through Target the other night earnestly searching for presents for all of the wonderful people in my life. I painstakingly select the […]
Fat Bart & The Flushing Farces: No… Really!
ORLANDO, FL – It’s gotten as surreal as it possibly could for fans of the New York Mets. PED pitcher Bartolo Colon, who was suspended […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Get Paid To Be A Mets Fan
NEW YORK, NY – A couple of weeks ago my friend Liz hipped me to a company that puts together focus groups and was looking […]
MLB Winter Meetings, Whole Foods Market For Sports, New York’s 6th Crime Family
ORLANDO, FL – After the signing of Curtis Granderson, it is comforting to hear that Real Sandy is back to shopping at the Freddy Garcia […]
Hot Stove Is A Microwave Lately
DENVER, CO – You read that dateline right, I’m writing from the Mile High City. I don’t know how sea-level teams come up here for […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Mr Met Holiday Newsletter
BRONX, NY – Thanksgiving’s in the books, Hanukkah is almost over, and Christmas is coming up faster than a Metro North Train on Spuyten Duyvil, […]
Things I’m Fake Grateful For: PED Users, Truly Offensive Coordinators, Troy Aikman Doing Giants Games
I remember Bill Gallo in the Daily News used to insert his amazing “cartoons” into his columns, especially around the holidays. They were always clever and topical and he used […]
Cookie’s Corner: Hannukah Harry Sports and Celeb Wish List
NEW YORK, NY – Here we are… just days away from Thanksgiving. Floats are getting blown, turkeys are getting stuffed and Black Friday tramplefests will […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: Worse Than Rob Ford Sports Comparative
“You shall no longer be called Lucifer – bringer of Light but – as Satan.” CHRANTA, CANADA – Welcome all to Deacon Blaber’s Saturday Evangelizing, […]