It’s 10:00 PM. Do You Know Where Your NBA and NFL Stars Are?

December 3, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 30

MILWAUKEE, WI – As a major multinational media conglomerate, Meet The Matts is obligated to provide a certain number of Public Service Announcements each year. […]

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Can NFL in NY Get Worse? Eli, Geno, Goodell Say Yes!

December 2, 2014 GrindingAx 42

NEW YORK, NY – Well, you still have the Rangers to cheer for! And how ’bout them Islanders?!  Okay, it’s been an apocalyptic collapse on the […]

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Cyber Monday Sports Deals! Coughlin, Colon, Harbaugh, Manziel, Rice All For Cheap

December 1, 2014 West Coast Craig 21

DENVER, CO– Rocky Mountain Craig reporting this week, coming at you from the posh (and very white) Cherry Hills neighborhood where the women all look […]

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Black Friday Sports Stuff-ing

November 28, 2014 Different Matt 9

Madison Square Garden, New York – The food is all gone but I’m sure nobody here over-served themselves with extra helpings of turkey and stuffing. […]

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Turkeys? Not These guys! 50 Years of MLB, NFL and George Costanza Memories

November 27, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

PLYMOUTH ROCK –  It was with great relief and appreciation that I read staff leader Angry Ward’s comments yesterday in which he graciously punted the […]

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Leah Still, Biggest Hockey Crowd Ever, Bald Black NHL Fans, Alex Ovechkin

November 24, 2014 Junoir Blaber 22

“She is a living, breathing reminder that every day is a win, every moment a special triumph“- Martin Rogers, USA Today columnist. NEW YORK, NY […]

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Indoor NFL Picks, Jets vs Bills in Detroit, Ravens, Un-Saintly Saints

November 23, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 7

POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – Much has been said about the weather these days and rightly so, with the Buffalo area getting seven to eight feet, not […]

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Should Kids Play Contact Sports? American Response to British Mom

November 22, 2014 Matt McCarthy 36

NEW YORK, NY – For those that may not know, a good percentage of our Staff has been involved/playing contact sports (ice hockey, rugby, beer […]

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$325M! Stop Doin’ Dumb Sh¡t!, Buffalo Bills Snow Job, Honey Badger, Super Bowl Cards?

November 20, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

DEPEW, NY – It’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Winter is still 6 weeks away. While these things may mean something to most of America, they […]

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Dog Days for NFC Least ; Ryan Callahan Returns, Why Philly Sucks, NFL Predictions

November 18, 2014 GrindingAx 21

UPTOPIA OF THE MIND – It would be too easy to rile up the Giants faithful  with yet another edition of the Tom Coughlin and Eli Gump […]

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