MLB Playoffs, Harvey Wallbanger, NHL Puck Faces, Kiko Alonso, Alabama Suspends Ha Ha
“Love each other as Jesus loved the church.” -not Yim (JG Clancy’s religion) EL BARIO, BRONX – Welcome to another Saturday sermon with yours truly. […]
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Rangers Go Metro as NHL Returns
Quebec City, QC – We’re less than two weeks away from the start of the new NHL campaign and the new look Rangers will ply their […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: A-Rod or A-Rat, NCAA vs Steven Rhodes, Sanchise, Ulf’s back!
EL BARRIO, THE BRONX – First, A-Rod is a snitch. With that out of the way, instead of the usual Wednesday musings of an Angry […]
Horse-Drawn Miscarriage of Inside Information: Best Track Movies
NEW YORK, NY – Ever since the first wave of Italian immigrants hit Ellis Island over one hundred years ago, these WOPs (WithOut Papers) were […]
Open Championship vs All Star Game: Which Sucks More?
ST. LOUIS, MO – Each year in mid-July, baseball takes a break and golf pays homage to the birth of the game by having the […]
Stanley Cup of Cliches: When Your Team Loses
The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat is how Jim McKay summarily described ABC’s Wide World of Sports coverage for all those years […]
Back, Back, Back, Back and why ESPN Sucks
*Hats off to the Blackhawks. Now for other breaking sports news: ESPN Sucks…. MAKE-US- BRISTLE, CT – Remember when ESPN was a novelty? When it […]
Supermoon: Clippers Trade For Doc, Polish Brewers, Dodgers Kill NFL in LA, AL Least
HOLLYWOOD, CA – With the moon as close to the earth as it’ll be for a while, surf patterns are skewed, traffic patterns are strange, […]
Gettin’ Viggy With It: Rangers Trade John Tortorella for Alain Vigneault
NEWPORT, RI – I fulfill my writing assignment while on a trip to the Ocean State with none other than Grote2DMax. No, the International Tennis […]
Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie
NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]