Post-Paddy’s Day, Incoherent Sports Talk

March 18, 2022 Cam James 0

KANSAS CITY, MO – Wecome to KCAM AM radio 880 where our BAC is higher than our frequency.  Currently I am watching Darby O’Gill and […]

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Sports Rain Man: Jets Lose to Eagles, Giants fall to Fish, Bills face Pats, NCAA & NFL News

December 6, 2021 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… Last week we were celebrating all 3 NY teams winning. Now we face the distinct possibility that the […]

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Small Town Sports Hero Legacies: Mike Ditka, Revis, Law, Namath

December 26, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

BEDFORD FALLS – Save your letters. I know the aforementioned town is a fictional one. At the risk of  redundancy for naming Indiana, PA a […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Happy Festivus Grievances Against Buddy, JuJu, Dabo and Others

December 23, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Apparently, today is Festivus. For those of you who don’t know about this Frank Costanza–created holiday, I’m not going to bother to lay […]

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Easter Rising: Resurrected Stars, Scapegoats, Surgery. Rocky, Tommy, OJ.

April 21, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

INDIANA, PA – You trivia buffs (Tall Matt, Mrs. Tall Matt, Replacement Matt) may note that this town is famous for two things: A) It’s […]

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Big Ben: Elvis Andrus and Baby Shark, Do Do Do Do, Gunnar Solskjaer

April 2, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

ARLINGTON, TX – With the NFL draft approaching, MLB off and running, the NCAA Final Four locked and loaded, and the NHL and NBA coming […]

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Rangers Lose Chris Kreider as Winter Classic Looms to Swedish Babes?

December 29, 2017 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – When Chris Kreider left the NY Rangers’ Wednesday night’s tilt against the Capitals, there were rumors that he had been traded; […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Meet The Matts Power Rankings

November 15, 2017 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – You know what’s any easy way to fulfill a column-writing obligation? Write up a list. Any list, really. A Top 10 List, […]

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Most WTF Moments In Modern Sports: Titsworth Kiss, Catfish Manti, Kingman Losing Ball

May 10, 2016 The Matts 10

Post written by Anne Charles, pinch-hitting for Angry Absentee Ward… NEW YORK, NY – Shotgun murder trials and organ-eating aside (let’s not get too grim!), the high-strung, high-pressure, […]

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I Still Hate Coach Calipari, Kentucky and even Ashley Judd!

March 29, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

“Reaching into his bag and taking out a stone, he slung it and struck the Philistine on the forehead. The stone sank into his forehead, […]

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