DOCTOR, DOCTOR
by West Coast Craig E.R. – With the baseball season nearly upon us, it’s time to take a serious look at what has been ailing […]
Omar Minaya
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR
by Dr. Diz FORT WORTH, TEXAS – Hoisting a few at Pop’s Safari bar the other night with some ol’ buds including a visiting denizen […]
A BASEBALL CAROL
by Different Matt A man is heard talking on the phone behind a closed office door. The name on the door reads O. MINAYA The […]
FAVORITE FAT ATHLETES
PieÅ¡Å¥any, Slovakia – We’re here at the famous ancient spa, trying to get in shape and hoping to bump into former NHL star and current […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: KEY OFF-SEASON MOVES
NEW YORK, NY – It’s never too early to take a look around Major League Baseball and see what every team has been up to […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: 50 HALFTIME SHOW SUGGESTIONS
You’re going down Fox. At least that’s what we’re hoping. See #34. NEW YORK, NY – Seeing as how the Super Bowl halftime show sparked […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE WILPONS
NEW YORK, NY – For those of you non-Mets fans out there, I’m sorry for this departure from sports-in-general to focus on our own personal […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: STATE OF THE UNION
Baseball’s Armageddon FLUSHING, NY – (3 minute applause) Good evening fellow Meet The Matts readers this is Jeff Wilpon and I’d like to welcome you […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: REALITY CHECK
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Has there ever been a TV executive who thought the premise of the reality show being pitched to him was a bad […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
NEW YORK, NY – Now that I’ve been writing for MeetTheMatts.com for over two years and counting, I have the chance to do something that […]