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MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but […]
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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE SECOND ANNUAL GOLDEN TURKEY AWARDS
WICHITA, KS – Welcome to the luxurious Braidwood Inn in beautiful downtown Wichita for the 2nd Annual Golden Turkey Awards. These Thanksgiving-themed trophies go to […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
NEW YORK, NY – Now that the baseball season is mercifully over, the temperatures have started to drop, and daylight hours dwindle down to a […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: I’VE BEEN TO THE PROMISED LAND
SELMA, AL – “Get me to the plate boys†may not rank up there with “I’ve been to the mountaintop†but when Ryan Howard walked […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: KING FOR A DAY
USA, YESTERYEAR – Larry King here, pinch hitting for Grote today…Watching Jay-Z hugging cutey pie Kate Hudson during the Yanks game 1 playoff game victory […]
YANK SUCCESS AND GOOD-WILL A "DRAG" ON NEW MET IMAGE
WEST VILLAGE, NY – After watching the New York Mets get swept by Baseball’s worst team, the Washington Nationals,we were relieved to learn that Met […]
ZOMBIE ATTACK
TROMA STUDIOS – It’s another Monday holiday here at MTM, which has inspired me to flesh out an idea for a new horror film along […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GETTING WOUND UP AS THE SEASON WINDS DOWN
NEW YORK, NY—This baseball season is dragging on longer than the excruciatingly bad final episode of Seinfeld. Aside from the war of attrition between the […]
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
By Rex O’Rourke The Swamp in Joisey With my wife out for dinner with friends, and cats Yogi and Scooter by my side, I settled […]
JIM ROME IS NOT BURNING… FOR ME
by Rex O’Rourke DELMAR , NY – This week I’d like to update you on my, to date, futile attempt to secure an on air interview […]