Big Ben Whitney: NFL Knee Jerks – ’18 QB Class is Legit, But Mahomes is Legit-er

September 25, 2018 Ben Whitney 0

Buffalo, NY: While the MTM staff debates whether DJ Eberle will go to Buffalo Bills Hell with Fred Smerlas, Scott Norwood, Vontae Davis, and OJ […]

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Big Ben’s Super Bowl Recap: Brick Hands Brady Terminated by Pederson’s Mighty Balls

February 6, 2018 Ben Whitney 0

Now that the Super Bowl is over, it’s time to talk about the Knicks. They suck. Now back to football. That game had more plot […]

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FREE Super Bowl Picks, Gronkowski’s Head, Joe Thiesmann as Brady?!

February 4, 2018 Cheesy Bruin 0

MIDDLETOWN, NY – Eagles versus Patriots. Not exciting to me at all. So instead, I’m altering the normal site of a small gathering among good […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Brady’s Broken, Blake Griffin Exiled and Larry Nassar Should Burn

January 31, 2018 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Last Wednesday I took a little heat in the old comments section for not hitting my recommended daily allowance of vitriol and/or writing […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Things to do Instead of Watching the Worst Case Super Bowl

Big Ben Tuesday: Things to do Instead of Watching the Worst Case Super Bowl

January 23, 2018 Ben Whitney 0

  ANYWHERE BUT MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Man, I should have found a reason to boycott this NFL season. Jacksonville had Michael Myers on his back, […]

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NFL Hits, Shohei Ohtani  And Save Water, Drink Beer!

December 9, 2017 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  –  I got more notice this week than I did last week. However, I have been back to doing some serious work […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: Rob Gronkowski, Buffalo Sabres, Aaron Boone, New York Yankees, Alabama

December 4, 2017 DJ Eberle 0

WEST PITTSTON, PA – Folks, there’s no intro or lede this week. I’m jumping right in to some hawt taeks. I’m wasting no time. Enjoy. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Gridiron Soylent Green, NFL Week 1 Takeaways for Stupid NFL Fans

September 5, 2017 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Tomorrow marks the start of another NFL season. Finally, the year-round hype can end and, instead, we can all fall all over […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Cruz Cut, Knicks Stun, Rangers Lacking, Who Stole Tom Brady’s Jersey?

February 14, 2017 Ben Whitney 9

STAMFORD, CT: In honor of Valentine’s Day, I’ll of course be focusing on the big news that Derek Jeter is going to be a father. Or not… […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Alternative Super Bowl Facts, Reluctant Patriots Praise, Belichick vs Brady, Most Awkward Trophy Presentation?

January 24, 2017 Ben Whitney 25

WASHINGTON , DC: Our man Ebs felt the pressing need to break down the Buffalo Sabres yesterday, so it falls to me to take the […]

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