Angry Ward Wednesday: Baseball Needs to Beg Me Back with Cheap Seats, Derek Jeter in Queens, and The Manfred Dunk Tank
NEW YORK, NY – Today is Ash Wednesday, which means you can all start lining up to kiss my ash. For the next 40+ days […]
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Big Ben: Ja Morant, Kyrie, Adonis Arms, MLB Lockout
STAMFORD, CT – Happy March! It’s always good to put February in the rear-view, but the last thing I feel like doing right now is […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Major League Baseball
BRONX, NY – (*Editor’s Note: Sorry for all of the not-very-disguised offensive language in this piece. I felt it was warranted.) Dear Baseball Owners, Players, […]
Fear and Loathing in MLB HQ, DH in NL, Fixing Baseball
DENVER, CO – As I was scanning the interwebs, trying to get a handle on the situation my Cardinals are in for the upcoming season, […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets New GM, Texans Forced Fate, and Other Baseball and Football Predictions
BRONX, NY – Yesterday, our own Ben Whitney treated us to his breakdown of the upcoming NFL season, and how he thought it might shake […]
MLB Sissies, Rob Mandred Ruining Baseball, Showing Stripes
SHOHOLA, PA – For as long as memory serves, and my long term recollection is tons more accurate than details from very recent happenings, I […]
Mopey Mutts Muck-Up Muddy Series in St Louie
KISSIN COUSIN, CO – The first Asian player in MLB happened all the way back in 1964, when Masanori Murakami threw one scoreless inning against […]
COVID-19 Hits Baseball… What Do We Do Next?
SPANISH HARLEM – The baseball world was turned upside down this week and dealt with its first major Covid-19 issue. The Florida Marlins had about […]
Fed Up With NYC, NBA, MLB New Baseball Rules, Usain Bolt to Mets?!
SHOHOLA, PA – I have nothing ground-breaking to report, other than it’s been a week since my doctor put me on thicker consistency liquids. Shakes, […]
Rob Manfred Worst MLB Commissioner Ever? Worst In All Sports?! Plus: Ban NASCAR
SENSIBLE, NJ – A good day to you, and as the day unfolds I’d like to share with you the one sports -elated thought that […]