Angry Ward: Meet the Bots, and Other Reports from the Abyss
NEW YORK, NY – So, I read a column on this site on Labor Day that seemed completely out of whack to me. For starters, […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Tempered Metspectations, A Giants/Vikes Snoozefest, and Another Holmes Mystery
NEW YORK, NY – These days I’m finding it increasingly difficult to occupy my mind with sports. Apparently there’s this thing that happens when you get […]
Angry Ward: Kirk Beamed Up to Atlanta, Aaron Judge OK (?), and Cleveland Goes All In on Questionable QBs
NEW YORK, NY – Kirk Cousins is Atlanta’s problem now. He looks the part, he talks the part, he even sometimes plays the part of “Franchise […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Media Day Questions from the Super Bowl Dead Zone
NEW YORK, NY – Greetings, one and all, on this final day of January. We won’t discuss that month that starts tomorrow, because it’s well-documented how […]
Big Ben: Three Exciting Christmas Day NFL Games
STAMFORD, CT – Happy Christmas, y’all. Hope Santa brought you the goods. Here are some quick thoughts on the Three Exciting Christmas Day NFL Games. […]
Big Ben: American League Pansies, Trey Lance vs Herschel Walker, Deandre Hopkins
STAMFORD, CT – Strange days in the AL, with the coastal elites beating the hell out of the flyover states in the central. The winner […]
Big Ben Randle’s Thin Skin Could Doom Knicks, Rodgers to the Jets
New York, NY: It’s the (sled) dog days of winter, and with some more bad weather coming in, I can’t even muster of the inspiration […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: For Your Consideration – Elvis, The Whale, and Other Oscar-Nominated Sports(?) Flicks
BRONX, NY – So, they announced the Academy Award nominees yesterday and, if you’re like me, you saw hardly any of these movies and/or performances. […]
2022: Bargain Player of the Year, Bargained For and Worst Deal
NEWPORT, RI – There is absolutely nothing better than a beach vacation in the dead of a Northeast winter. With inflation, however, who can afford […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Five Colossally Stupid NFL Blunders with Famously Stupid Movie Characters from Patriots, Jets, Colts
IDIOTSVILLE, USA – Boy did we see some stupidity in the NFL this weekend. Several decisions were just unfathomably, incomprehensibly stupid. I’m here to give […]