American Hustle: A-Rod Gummie Roids, Chris Christie Hampers Mets
We’re right around the one month mark until Pitchers and Catchers report to Spring Training. What better time to take stock of where our […]
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The Target: LeBrons, KDs and Best GM in Baseball
So I’m schlepping through Target the other night earnestly searching for presents for all of the wonderful people in my life. I painstakingly select the […]
Fat Bart & The Flushing Farces: No… Really!
ORLANDO, FL – It’s gotten as surreal as it possibly could for fans of the New York Mets. PED pitcher Bartolo Colon, who was suspended […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: Worse Than Rob Ford Sports Comparative
“You shall no longer be called Lucifer – bringer of Light but – as Satan.” CHRANTA, CANADA – Welcome all to Deacon Blaber’s Saturday Evangelizing, […]
Hot Stove Action: Jeff Wilpon Cooking Up New Look Mets!
FLUSHING, NY – The world anxiously awaits the results of further tests being done as we speak on All-World NFL QB Ron Jeremy. The fate […]
Holy Torn NFL ACL, Batman! Jim Kelly’s Bills, Carmelo Anthony and Mets To Screw Fans
TONAWANDA, NY – Watching the NFL Network at 4:30 this morning was like watching the old Batman TV series from the 60s. Sam Bradford? VRONK! […]
Bernie Madoff Keeps Ruining Peoples Lives. The Mets [Matt Harvey] Keep Ruining Mine
“You’ll have to ask Matt.” – Sandy Alderson CLEVELAND, OH – I was going to start off today’s column with some innocent comments about things […]
More Damn Liars, Bud Selig, Weiner
NEW YORK, NY – I chose the Mets. As I prepared to enter Kindergarten in the Fall of 1969, my mind was a blank slate […]
MLB Trading Deadline, Sandy Sits On Hands, Commissioner Gordon, Batman
SALEM, MA – Like 17th Century Salem, Major League Baseball, led by caped Crusader Bud Selig, is leading the charge against the scourge of Performance […]
Royal Baby, Moley Russell’s Wart, Ryan Braun’s Pants on Fire, Who are Hall of Fame Players?
NEW YORK, NY – Late Breaking news…the lovely Duchess of Cambridge has given the world a baby boy! We are one step closer to cleansing the […]