Tim McCarver Spews Poop; Moribund Mets Win The Damn Thing
NEW YORK, NY – As Tim McCarver spews poop, my Moribund Mets Win the Damn Thing, 5-4!!! A special Thanks to Kirk Gibson for inexplicably […]
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Sports Tuesday: Jew, Not A Jew, Zach Wheeler and Phil Mickelson’s Boobs
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With due respect to Sid Farkas, I always preferred the Bro to the Manzier. But enough about US Open runner-up Phil Mickelson, who […]
Tardy Tuesday: Players Who Should Retire
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Our newest columnist, Fake Sandy Alderson, is having some technical difficulties on a Padres vs Giants scouting mission. His people tell […]
Mets Management To Mets Fans: Drop Dead!
NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Lieutenant Dan, Lieutenant Weinberg, Major Harris, Captain Munnerlyn, and all other military personnel who’ve honored this country through […]
Of Rebuilding And Old Baseball Men: Sandy Alderson Stinks
OAKLAND, CA – As I sit absolutely baffled as to how Michael Kay landed a prize like local anchorwoman Jodi Applegate, I am reminded of […]
MTM Christmas Spectacular, Knicks, A-Rod, Mets, NHL
NEW YORK, NY – First let me apologize for my absence this past week. I’ve been jammed up at the office trying to cross all […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: A Farewell To Arm; Mets Blow It With Dickey
NEW YORK, NY – The Mets always get it wrong. I know that there are those out there who believe that trading R.A. Dickey to […]
Cookie’s Corner: Mark Sanchez, P. Diddy, Jessica Biel, Tim Tebow & Hurricane Sandy Alderson
WESTPORT, CT – This weekend I’m coming to you from the fine, balmy waters of the Long Island Sound off Compo Beach in Westport, Connecticut […]
Extreme Wilpon-ing In Landfill Of Dreams
PORT ST. LUCIE, FL – Another baseball season is on the horizon. Some people, mostly Yankee fans, await the 162 games + the inevitable expanded […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: A Special Message from the NY Mets Emergency Broadcast Network
NEW YORK, NY – Greetings Mets fans! Fred and Jeff Wilpon here on the New York Mets Emergency Broadcast Network. Sorry to interrupt your show. […]