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Let’s Get Rid of The Unwritten Rules In Sports: Tatis, Soto, Soccer

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SPANISH HARLEM – Fernando Tatis, Jr. and Juan Soto were ridiculed this week for what some people believe are disrespectful to The Unwritten Rules in Baseball. If you haven’t seen or heard about it, here is what happened: Tatis, while his team was up 10-3 against the Texas Rangers, crushed at a 3-0 pitch for […]

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Zack Britton, Islanders, Phillie Phanatic, Sevilla & Chloe McCardel

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“When I signed here, it was to win and not feel like I need to be tied to a specific role. If closing is something I want to do in the future, I do like it, but I like winning more.” –Zack Britton NEW YORK, NY – If you’re like me (hopefully you’re not), you […]

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NBA Suspends Regular Season re Ruby Gobert; Pressure on MLB, NHL, XFL, MLR

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SPANISH HARLEM – It all started with the Oklahoma City Thunder and Utah Jazz game being suddenly postponed for unknown reasons. It was suspicious and led many to believe that it was serious, because the NBA doesn’t just cancel games. Soon enough, the news broke that Ruby Gobert tested positive for the #Coronavirus. It was […]

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How To Fix Soccer So It Doesn’t Suck. Steal From Rugby.

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PARIS, FRANCE – For those of you tuning in to see another brilliant Angry Ward expose on douchebaggery of the umpteenth degree, you’ll be stunned to know that he’s been sent by MTM Management to cover the Women’s Soccer World Cup. Now that we have the attention of the the three remaining Americans still reading […]

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Boys of Bummer: Teams and Sports Stars That Have Disappointed This Month

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NEW YORK, NY – We’re full into one of the busiest and most interesting months for sports fans. The bearded #NHL battle for Lord Stanley’s Cup and painstakingly prolonged #NBA playoffs are in full swing, as is Major League Baseball (some swinging and missing more than others). We’ve also got 6 teams (including NY’s franchise […]

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Soccer Rain Man Rants: In Defense Of Carlos Cordeiro

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EL BARIO, EL FALLS – In my Rain Man journeys I have come across some great people who should write for MTM. Today, I introduce Ed Crocker. Ed is the Soccer Rain Man. He so laquious that he doesn’t text he has to email his points over. Ed is pinch-hitting today and will be doing […]

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Rain Man Rants: LeSean McCoy, Lakers, Lebron and World Cup Wonders

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – It is another late night work night at the MTM office. It wasn’t about a text from Management this time, I just got busy and tired. But I am fresh as a daisy to type this out for you, my dedicated fans.  I knew the Song of the week and […]

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Rain Man Rants: Mets Prescription, Gareon Conley and World Cup Update

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I got a text on Thursday night, around 9pm, that I needed to move up in the batting order, again this weekend. I had to quickly search for topics – which was easy – so here we are ready in a hurry. Today’s’ menu: We’ll start with a savory Song […]

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Post NHL, NBA: Filling Void for Yankees Haters. NASCAR, Soccer, WNBA?

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MARLBORO, NY – The 2017-18 NHL season is now over and done with and so is another uneventful NBA season. So what’s a diehard New York Mets fan – or a mild one like me – to do for the next four months? Words like fire sale are closely associated with the team as it […]

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John Adams, Cleveland Browns, Mets and How The Royal Wedding Is Bad For Sports

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DENVER, CO – The Cheese is out. Today you get President John Adams. Amidst the course of human history, love has a way of superseding politics. Antony & Cleopatra, Anne Boleyn & Henry VIII, Marie Antoinette & Louis XVI, just to name a few. All this is well and good for the history books. It […]

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