COOKIE's CORNER: SAVING FACE
DR. MENGELE’S LAB, PARTS UNKNOWN – This week’s press has been all aflutter with uber-media whore and absolute ZERO, Heidi Montag (her name doesn’t deserve […]
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TWENTY-TEENS, THE DECADE IN PREVIEW
by West Coast Craig Put down that bong, Nostradamus! EL JEBEL, CO – Over the next week you’ll probably hear a lot of 2000s reviews […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: WE WAS ROBBED… BY THE HAND OF FROG
PARIS, FRANCE – Admit it sports fans you’ve all screamed how your team was robbed before, probably on multiple occasions. Joe Jacobs is famously credited […]
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!
by West Coast Craig Carson — The quick rundown on sports this weekend reads like this: MTM’s King Rex went two for three again yesterday, […]
REPLACEMENT MATT'S SOCCER STAND!
*Sam’s-A-Fan’s computer imploded again so Replacement Matt stepped in… NEW YORK, NY – Okay, I have been called out by the people of Mattville and […]
HEALTHY DOSE OF REALITY
WASHINGTON, D.C. – We watched the President’s address of the nation, Congress and Mattville last night and visions, other than those of sugar plum fairies, […]
ODE TO BALLS
SAN JOSE, COSTA RICA – Plenty of praise and accolades for athletes are bandied about in the world of team sports but where would any […]
SAVE OUR COUNTRY: KEEP DODGE BALL, KILL SOCCER & LEAVE KIDS ALONE
by The Matts MAIN STREET, USA – West Coast Craig, now officially being monitored 24/7 by MTM Operatives surrounding his Southern California home, called us […]
WHY YOU DON’T WATCH THE MLS
by West Coast Craig Home Depot Center — Let’s all take a breather now, shall we? Go on, in through the nose, hold it, now […]