I'M TIRED AND I'M MAD AS HELL
by Rex O’Rourke NEW YORK, NY – There are some people, expressions, and pop culture events that I’m tired of and I not going to […]
sports comedy
ALERT: BASEBALL IS A DRUG WITH YOUNG FANS
MeetTheMatts.com nephew, Sean Pericles McCarthy, turned 12 just after Christmas. He is an avid sports fan with severe Met-itis, which was ensured by his MTM […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: PUT OUT THE WELCOME MATT
HOLLYWOOD, CA – I must say this site is better than ever. Lots of great characters and very clever writers. In order for The Matts […]
A BASEBALL CAROL
by Different Matt A man is heard talking on the phone behind a closed office door. The name on the door reads O. MINAYA The […]
MTM SPORTS OSCARS
by West Coast Craig HOLLYWOOD – It’s a rough life being your humble roving West Coast Reporter for MTM, as I am forced to shuffle […]
COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS
by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: GONNA HAVE TO FACE IT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO…
HOLLYWOOD, CA – This week on MTM we’ve taken a detour during this post-Olympic, pre-March Madness, early-spring-training sports lull. Angry Ward took a good look […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GYM DANDIES
NEW YORK, NY – It’s hard to believe, but there was actually a time, not too long ago when gyms were associated with athletics. Up […]
WINNERS AND LOSERS…
by Dr. Diz FORT WORTH, TEXAS – We like winners here in the good ol’ USA. Doesn’t matter if it the Olympics, politics, gymnastics or […]
STAND ON GUARD, OH CANADA
by West Coast Craig THE 49TH PARALLEL – I wanted to stay away from the Olympics… wouldn’t it be great not to mention them at […]