Summer Sports Wipe Out: Benjamin Button and Staff Wiffle Ball Wars
MARLBORO, NY -I’ve got nothing. It’s July 9th and I’ve got nothing to really talk about regarding sports. There’s no way I can get five-hundred […]
St Louis Cardinals
Dumb Stuff John Elway Would Say, Cards, Cubs, Brewers in Slapfight, Upton, Verlander, Nature Walks
“When a man moves away from nature his heart becomes hard.” – Lakota proverb. DENVER, CO – It is within the Cubs nature to lose. […]
Can’t Miss Kentucky Derby Bets, World Series, Stanley Cup Predictions. Built on Dopey and Toothless
LOUISVILLE, KY – It’s Derby Day. To many this day means hats, mint-juleps, pomp and much circumstance. To me the Kentucky Derby is simply a […]
Compared to Yogi Berra, Is Yadier Molina Soft?
INDIANA, PA – Here in the hometown of Jimmy Stewart and Mrs. Short Matt (more importantly) all sports conversations are centered around all things Black-n-Gold. […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Bama, Jazz, Bills, Wilt. Suck on These Sports Slogans
BRONX, NY – I don’t want to write about politics. I don’t want to write about old TV shows. I don’t want to write about […]
Derek Jeter Worst Yankee Ever, LeBron Mind Games, Harvey to Cylcones, Polish Baseball Scandal!
CONEY ISLAND, NY -Today we’ve got big stories to get to, including Derek Jeter being the Worst Yankee Ever, LeBron James playing mind games with […]
April Baseball: Struggling Rotations, Cold Bats, deGrom Conspiracy
NEW YORK, NY – While we fill-in for Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson, who went rogue – tailing Jacob deGrom. Seems Big Al/FSA is went […]
Presidential Candidates As Sports Teams: Who They Would Be
ZIT POP, KY – From this blemish of the smallest towns, to the schmaltzy cheese (not mine) of West Palm Beach, Presidential Candidates (or not […]
No Technology Tour Ends with A-Rod, Tiger Woods, LeBron
THE STICKS, NY – My lawn looks worse than Chambers Bay Golf Course in Washington state, where the U.S. Open Championship is being held but […]
When Baseball Cheating Is Okay
“If you are going to cheat in baseball, do it the way that they have been doing it for a century: doctor the baseball! Jon […]