Tag: Vladimir Putin
Angry Ward Wednesday: Lie, Cheat, Steal and Win – America Has Lost its Way. A-Rod, Lance, Mets, Pats
BRONX, NY – I went to David Wright’s final Mets game last Saturday night with Short & Tall Matt, but I just don’t have the heart or energy to write about what a disappointment it was. It felt a lot closer to the Mets money-grab I thought it was going to be than the legitimate farewell […]
Big Ben Whitney: Trump University vs LeBron High, the Trumpster fires Insults at LeBron, Don Lemon
Akron, OH – If you stopped by to see me admit some hard truths about the Yankees, well, I’m sorry to disappoint. I’m not ready. Instead, I am riveted by the clown in the white house, who spent another Friday night mean girl Tweeting. LeBron James was on the business end this time, as the […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Mid Season Awards for the MTM Writers
Helsinki, Finland: Happy All-Star Break! Our President is openly committing treason and Sasha B Cohen has members of congress publicly endorsing a program to arm 3-year olds. I wish I were kidding. We’ve switched into the fast lane to the abyss. Oh well, it was a good run. Appropos of nothing, how about some Mid-year […]
Big Ben Whitney: 5 Reasons Trump Hates Yankee Stadium Netting, Los Mets
The Bronx, NY: Last September at Yankee Stadium, a 2-year-old girl was hit by screaming foul ball into into the left field seats off the bat of Todd Frazier. In response, the New York Yankees have added additional netting down both foul lines. While the move was widely lauded, it didn’t please everyone. Some fans complained […]
Grinding Ax: NFL Season Begins, Odell Coming Out, Eli vs Dak, US Soccer Sucks
FREEHOLD, NJ – While most of Management and the MTM Staff are preparing for the remnants of Hurricane Irma, yours truly will rant about anything in the world of sports. One of my targets this week is the NFL and it’s selective indictments on whomever it chooses. Unlike real life, Roger Goodell is empowered to do whatever his whimsical little mind […]
Big Ben Tuesday: How to Fix the Cleveland Browns, Whitney on Whitney
KICKAPOO, KS – I was thinking of exploring the rumor that Vladimir Putin hacked into St. Louis Blues’ GM Doug Armstrong’s email to trade Kevin Shattenkirk to the Capitals . Vlad is dying to see Russian winger Alex Ovechkin win a Cup. #Sad. But I need a challenge, so I decided to single-highhandedly fix the Cleveland Browns. […]
Canada Sweeps USA, Russian Hockey Debacle, NBA All-Star Game, Pitchers and Catchers
“These players need to understand that the dunk contest is for the fans not for them!” –Vladimir Putin just before he sank the Russian Hockey Ship in his James Bond diving bell??? EL BARIO, BRONX: Yours truly, the good Deacon Blaber, is sad today. Still reeling from the Canucks doing the double over ‘Merica in […]
Nutty Owners of the Flailing Knicks and Nets Predict Wins
BROOKLYN, NY – Blues rocker and Cable Guy Extraordinariness, Jim Dolan and Russia’s version of Stephen Merchant, Mikhail Prokhorov, have both guaranteed that their basketball teams will win the this year. In fact, Dolan went so far as to guarantee a Knicks win last night. Are these bold predictions wise or are the Nutty Owners […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: NCAA Organized Crime, A-Rod, Putin and Gaylimpics
El Barrio, Bronx, NY – Guess who got the eagerly anticipated MTM Writer’s Booty Call. You know, all the fun supermarket-aisle-clean up without the joyous longterm commitment of a gulag. Speaking of Russians, cleanliness and forced labor, yours truly has a lot to blabber about today because the NCAA Crime Family is still trying to […]
Big Ben: Searching for the Next Ovibender; Stanley Cup Bingers
SAN JOSE, CA: When the Caps won the Stanley Cup last season, Alexander Ovechkin went on a month long celebratory bender. In the process, he transformed himself from weird Russian buddy of Putin, to a partying legend. I’m looking at the four remaining teams in the NHL playoffs to see if anyone can pick up […]
Continue Reading »