TAKIN' A POWDER ON THE CORPORATE OLYMPICS
by Dr. Diz DEL RIO, TX – It’s going on the middle of February, and I’m being barraged with all things Olympic. I’m down here […]
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FEBRUARY AIN'T OCTOBER: IT'S A SUCKY TIME IN SPORTS
by Junior Blaber NEW YORK, NY – February is the WORST month of the year for sports, especially New York sports, and it makes me […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: TEN SPORTS COMMANDMENTS (MOSTLY)
MT. SINAI, EGYPT – Sick of the weather and in need of some sun, I took the MeetTheMatts.com assignment to high tail it to Egypt […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: STATE OF THE UNION
Baseball’s Armageddon FLUSHING, NY – (3 minute applause) Good evening fellow Meet The Matts readers this is Jeff Wilpon and I’d like to welcome you […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WINTER OLYMPICS PREVIEW
VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA – What, you think I’m giving you a stupid Winter Olympics preview? Screw you! I don’t owe anyone anything, least of […]
SOMETHING SPECIAL: MATT CERRONE REPORTS!
FLUSHING, NY – Yesterday we promised bringing you something special, today. And special this is! In a groundbreaking, platform-crossing, cyberspace-rattlin’ meeting of great sports minds, […]
ROSES & RADISHES: A BASEBALL TALE
by Different Matt YESTERYEAR, USA: It was October of 1999 and the Yankees were coming back to Yankee Stadium for game 3 of the Fall […]
METS MOVE TO BAY-SIDE
by Different Matt BAYSIDE, NY – Not sure if any of you have heard yet, but the Mets signed Jason Bay to a four-year deal […]
HAPPY-HAPPY, JOY-JOY: THE UNHAPPIEST STATE
FORT WORTH, TEXAS – (15th happiest state in the nation). In a survey of over 1.3 million people across the country by the Centers for […]
TWENTY-TEENS, THE DECADE IN PREVIEW
by West Coast Craig Put down that bong, Nostradamus! EL JEBEL, CO – Over the next week you’ll probably hear a lot of 2000s reviews […]