Crosby, Stahl and Nash and BIG BOY Pants

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Rick Nash Missing“Our house is a very, very fine house with two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard,
Now everything is easy cause of you and our la, la, la”

NEW YORK, NY – When the music stops, who is gonna be left without a seat?

Sid the Crying Kid may come to MSG and steal the seat from Rick Regular Season Nash if the Rangers latest BIG signing does not net one soon.

The Blueshirts do not have playoff history on their side vs the Penguins as they have lost the previous four times.. It’s time to “…put on those BIG BOY pants.

Marc Stahl is a plus 6 so far in the playoffs and has produced more goals(1) than either of his “band mates” thus far. He is wearing his Big Boy Pants! So, is Rick ready to wear those pants? After all, you need big pants to carry the 7.8 million that Nash is pocketing each season. Where is the goal scoring music ? Has Glen Sather miscalculated another talent or does OUR HOUSE have an allergic affect on these sure things?

imageNew York Ranger fans are more than patient and we stand behind these guys in a big way (pass me another $10 beer please), but enough is enough…Oops. Sidney just stole the seat at 2:34 into the second period…

“I’ve been saving all my money just to take you there. I can smell the Garden…blah blah Marrakesh Express…”It seems like we are riding a train to nowhere.  Two decades running and my head is spinning.  Curse of Messier?  I’ll take Brandon Dubinsky back. I think he took the pants with him.

It takes a real fan to continue to watch video and listen to this song over and over.

New York Rangers v Blue JacketsThere’s just one thing I got to know. Can you tell me please who won? I’m in denial – and bed.

I’m thinking that King Henry needs to bring the order down to behead Sather if the Stanley Cup is not delivered . He appears to be frustrated with his court.

Who is playing in front of our King? Are we seeing a group of Eunuchs on skates. We need find the guys who can wear those big boy pants and sing the Ranger Goal Song.

“Four Dead in…” you get the picture.

Angry Ward, tomorrow.

 

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Walter "The Grinding Ax" Hynes comes from the same Sports Royalty bloodlines as Short Matt... He's heaving hatchets off the heads of any deserving Sports Personalities... So watch out. His favorite teams are the NY Rangers, Detroit Tigers, Dallas Cowboys, NY Jets and Manchester United. A suburban husband and father of two, Walter understands what it takes to be a second guessing, sideline heckling parent and coach.
  • vinn from brooklyn

    and the mets crapped there pants last night. ugly.

    • GrindingAxWalter

      Mets fans lead the sports nation in pain. Its not that they are worse (yes they are) than everyone else, but they must endure smack speak from the Bronx fans.

    • DJ Eberle

      However, you have to be pretty optomistic that it looks like the Grandyman has found his swing again.

      • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

        Jason Bay Deux.

        • GrindingAxWalter

          Let’s give the Nets, oops sorry, the Mets some credit…..Ike is batting 178 for the Bucs…Genius trade! Simply Genius!

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      “Diced” and eaten.

  • jgclancy

    Oh, those poor Mets……that one may come back to haunt AW’s 75 win bet!

    Rangers stunk it up….just mediocre yesterday.Must win next one now.
    A’s lost to lowly Seattle but still in 1st..giddyup.
    Go A’s!

    • GrindingAxWalter

      At least I have my Detroit Tigers to balance out my injured psyche.

      • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

        There is no balancing the psyche of man from Joisey rooting for the Tiggers.

        • GrindingAxWalter

          I was as you are, the fourth born boy. I had to find my own niche and I did with the Al Kaline led Tigers. Nonconformity is my mantra!
          With the 16th pick the Cowboys select……someone they could grab around 75th!

  • AngryWard

    Take it from a Minnesota Vikings fan, this series will go seven before the Rangers lose in some excruciating fashion. If they do make it out alive, the will lose in excruciating fashion in the next round.

    • GrindingAxWalter

      so goes the life as a Ranger fan.

    • GrindingAxWalter

      AP wears HIS big boy pants…..at least

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      Minny fans are racists. We submit the team name and mascot as state evidence.

  • FakeSandyAlderson

    If it weren’t for the Yankees and Giants, this town would be known as the City of Losers. (Don’t give me the Devils-they play in Newark) And in another year or so, all of my detractors who rail about my “one trick pony” FSA nom de plume will see that he is the biggest fraud alive. He is not a smart guy, Harvard law degree, Marine Corp Officer aside, the guy is an idiot with no discernible intelligence. There remains no other plausible explanation for his incompetence. The bullpen is the biggest problem every year, yet he is powerless/clueless/too old to do anything about it. The Rangers will be done in 4 days for the year, and the 8700 people who care will focus on something else utterly irrelevant.

    • GrindingAxWalter

      Devil Dogs don’t count! FS, why did you even bring that name into this ?

      • GrindingAxWalter

        NFL draft! Post draft analysis….OTA coverage on NFL Network, NHL draft/mullet fashion show…

        • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

          The New York Mets: Send us your Old, Broken and Over-matched.

  • SAF

    Can we talk more about horse racing? What does Ward’s friend Dave have to say about it?

    • Cheesybruin

      Sam, we need to badger management about the need/want for horse racing analysis this time of year…and “The Knish” as he is called is an absolute piss-your-pants kind of guy. Well, he’s way too funny to be writing here. Never mind.

    • GrindingAxWalter

      I think there are enough horses arses on this forum.

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      Don’t even…

      • GrindingAxWalter

        Just saying…..I guess I also resemble that remark?

    • AngryWard

      Sam, there will be some horse sense tomorrow.

  • Cheesybruin

    Axman, this is Vigneault’s first year behind the bench and he’s playing with a roster made to play the Tortorella system. Give this team one more year of off-season and trade deadline deals before totally dismissing Sather as the GM. Fair enough? But your assessment is dead on in adding some big nasty fellas up front and one on the blue line. I think the Bruins will try moving Adam MacQuaid soon and would be perfect to fill those Big Boy Pants.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-bDRQOrMus

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      Uh… Nash and St. Looey ain’t Torts Regime guys, Cheese Man.

      • Cheesybruin

        Give St.Louis a full training camp with the Rangers and get back to me. The team is still trying to find a new identity as, dare I say it, a finesse team.

  • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

    The Rangers Power Play is to hockey is what that the Mets bullpen is baseball; simultaneously dysfunctional and calamitous.

    • Cheesybruin

      Get Boyle (and how about Kreider?) in front on the Power Play. Big bodies in front to make Fleury nervous should help.

      • GrindingAxWalter

        That seems to be a revelation that escapes the strategy behind the bench at MSG. Does not matter who is on the ice or what year it is. They refuse to shoot and screen the goalie. Eh!

  • GrindingAxWalter

    Is there another CS&N song that I’m missing?

    • AngryWard

      It all starts in the minors, Walter. You’ve got to teach your children well.

      • GrindingAxWalter

        Well said Ward.

    • jgclancy

      I know when I read some of “Pinto Mate’s ” thoughts I just feel ‘Helpless’….

  • WestCoastCraig

    We’re big pants people here at MtM.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8HcM_ry9I

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