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Angry Ward Wednesday: Yankee Dopes, Rusty on the Ropes, Other Anti Social Behavior

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BRONX, NY – Just recently I decided to take a break from so-called “social media” and revert to my Unabomber-like anti-tech roots and, you know what, it’s been pretty goddamn glorious. There’s just way too many people putting in their 2 cents on everything pretty much all the time these days. Whether or not I agree […]

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Is Matt Harvey a Jackass? Things He Must Do to be Jeter & Wright

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NEW YORK, NY – There is likely overwhelming evidence that will easily refute my hypothesis but nevertheless, it does bear some closer examination: Is Matt Harvey a Jackass? More succinctly, could the Mets’ savior and supernova, upon whom the hopes of a dysfunctional and bankrupt franchise rests, be an a**hole? In his defense, for a […]

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Does Pinch-Hitting Stink? Tall Matt’s Dropping The Kids In The Pool:

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Yesterday, Short Matt asked if I could pinch-hit for Cookie – with very last-minute notice. I read it as “Could I pinch Cookie?” So I asked for her address and a permission slip from Mr. Cookie… Surely, I jest. As it turns out, I had squat prepared for this kind of request and as I […]

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WHO IS RUSTY STAUB???

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by Sam’s-A-Fan NEW YORK, NY – Is Rusty Staub a former major league ball player once described by none other than Duke Snider as a “Pure hitter,” who broke into the major leagues as a teenager with the then Houston Colt .45s, who was later the first legitimate star for the expansion Montreal Expos, who […]

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ONE GAME MATTERS

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PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – As Philview and The Phanatic will tell you, one game does indeed matter. The Mets would readily concur. Two consecutive years of phalling short of the playoffs by ONE GAME will do that. The President’s Choice Sox, Twinkies and Wisconsin Walt’s Brew Crew also know the consequences of one game, each with […]

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