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Angry Ward Wednesday: New York Mehs, Baby Bummers, Other Spring Ennui & #GoodMetsFun

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BRONX, NY –  We’re only a little over a week into the 2017 Major League Baseball season and, already, I’m not feeling it. Sports fans really need baseball this time of year… especially fans in New York, where the combined efforts of the Giants, Jets, Nets, and Knicks have left Gothamites drifting the streets dead-eyed […]

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B-Dubs Pinch Hits and Babble re Aaron Rodgers, Yanks, Mets Olivia Munn

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WESTCHESTER, NY – When they (the brass) need a pinch hitter for Mr. Friday, aka Different Matt, they call in B-Dubs. Different Matt misses so much work, I’m wondering if he’s on the Mets. Seriously, what is going on with the medical staff on that team? Duda’s out for the year now, Cespedes golfs hurt […]

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Old European Stars Taking American Sucker Soccer Fans $$$

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“On the boats and on the planes, they’re coming to America.” LOS ANGELES, CA – Who would have thunk that the USA is becoming THE place to hang up your spikes when Europe says you’re “washed up?!” While most star professional athletes move into the private sector or hook up with a sports network to […]

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Yankees Greats Ruth, DiMaggio, The Mick and…Graeme Lloyd?

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Melbourne, FL–There wasn’t a dry eye in the House on Sunday evening. Bernie Williams had his very good career properly recognized at Yankee Stadium. Bernie was a very good Yankee, and a consistent run producer for the dynastic Bomber teams of the mid 90s to the mid 2000s. Very good, but not great since that […]

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We Talk Baseball with Pete Rose, Who Shows Soft Side at ALS Benefit

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MT. KISCO, NY –  Recently, we attended an event for Pat Quinn, a rugby player stricken with Lou Gehrig’s Disease not long after his 30th birthday. Simply put, Pat is a hero. Despite things like shaking hands being a challenge, he is battling this despicable affliction with a courage we can’t can’t fathom, aided by […]

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Cheapskate Mets Send Players to the Rambo of Michigan

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NEW YORK, NY – “The Jar is Round, the Cup is Round… why don’t they call it… Round-tine”  This was the question posed by Kenny Banya as he prepped for his stand-up routine. To Kenny Banya, this bit was Gold! Gold, Jerry! And that was my immediate reaction when I read in the New York […]

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Cookie’s “Hot” Corner: Sports Babe On Volleyball Butts, Mets vs Yanks, LeBron, Joe Mauer and Abe Lincoln

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BELMONT, NY – It’s hotter than the Devil’s taint here in the Northeast and I’m totally COOL with it!  I’m always game to wear some tank tops and shorts, and what better excuse to open a cold-frosty one, run your tongue along a salted margarita glass, or just pound some vodka rocks.  Tomorrow should break […]

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Cookie’s Corner: “I’m A Believer” Hits The Sports Top 10 List

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CLARKSVILLE, CA – This week The Monkees bid adieu to fave cutie, Davy Jones.   At the age of sixty-six, the guy who seemed to have never been let out of a veal cage bought it with a heart-attack and boarded the Last Train to Clarksville.  And just so you know, my favorite Monkee was […]

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