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YANKEE JOE'S 10 HARD FACTS RE SHITI FIELD, THE MUTTS & THE WINNIGEST TEAM EVER

April 9, 2009 Yankee Joe 30

The Bronx, NY – Eureka! The Matts have done something bigger then Obama getting into the White House. They freed me to speak to the […]

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BREAKING NEWS-RING CEREMONY

by Philview and The Phanatic Citizens Bank Park, PA – 2:20PM This is something that you New Yorkers have not been able to experience since […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: PREVIEWS OF COMING DISTRACTIONS

April 8, 2009 Angry Ward 26

FLUSHING, NY—The baseball season is finally underway, and the Mets are off to a (insert appropriate adjective here) 1-0 start. While it’s never too soon […]

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ONE GAME MATTERS

April 7, 2009 The Matts 17

PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – As Philview and The Phanatic will tell you, one game does indeed matter. The Mets would readily concur. Two consecutive years of […]

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OPENING DAY

April 6, 2009 West Coast Craig 34

By West Coast Craig The bunting lines the fences, a Tide commercial of bright light and shimmering primary colors in the noonday sunshine. It lines […]

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I BELIEVE

April 4, 2009 Rex O Rourke 0

DELMAR, NY – by Rex O’Rourke I believe the right field wall at Citifield needs to be rethought. I believe that Midnight Oil should have […]

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LONG LINES, BAD VIEWS, GARY SHEFFEILD. THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES???

April 4, 2009 The Matts 9

SHEA FIELD, NY – The parking situation is much improved. The Rotunda is very cool. The entire working staff is – get this – friendly. […]

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COOKIE's CORNER: SPORTS SMARTIES AND OTHER TASTY MORSELS

April 3, 2009 Cookie 39

SWANKY STADIUM, NYC – I am dying for regular season baseball to start. I can’t wait to see the full ‘A’ team, play the ‘A’ […]

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CHICKEN LITTLE, JUSTIN TUCK & F.SCOTT FITZGERALD

April 2, 2009 The Matts 23

CITY OF HEAVENLY TRANQUILITY, CHINA – It has been a tumultuous Spring Training for us citizens of Mattville. We’ve had to deal with one calamity […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: 2009 BASEBALL ARMAGEDDON

April 1, 2009 Angry Ward 26

NORAD COMMAND CENTER, CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN, CO– It’s the last post for old AW before the season starts, so hopefully all of you baseball sinners and […]

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