Best Sports Fans? Cleveland, Cleveland and Cleveland
CINCINNATI, OH – See? Right out of the gate #Cleveland doesn’t even get the respect of this article’s orign. And we’re not even in Cincinnatah. […]
Month: February 2016
Grinding Ax: Terrell Owens belongs in NFL Hall of Fame!
CANTON, OH – The NFL Hall of Fame Committee has always been a “Boys Club” for those who abuse their power. As a result, the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Donald Trump is Going to Make Sports Great Again
BRONX, NY – Hasn’t sports been sucking lately? C’mon, you know it has. The NBA is nothing more than three or four teams and a bunch […]
Erev Pitchers and Catchers! Spring Training! MLB is BACK!
Plant City, FL—On the heels of yesterday’s brilliant piece by colleague and Words With Friends tormentor, West Coast Craig, I will try to practice my […]
Scalia Tribute: Supreme Court Athletes; Jury Weighs In
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Here I thought I was getting a rare Monday holiday off, but my colleague DJ Eberle is busy skiing in minus 11 […]
My Bloody Black and Gold Valentines: Cheesy Bruin, Cupid and Boston Bruins
BOSTON, MA – If there’s anybody who knows of love’s carnage, it’s the holder of scars from two unsuccessful marriages… like yours truly. While it […]
Wade Phillips, Knicks, Mejia, NBA All-Star Game, Monty Williams
EL BARRIO, LA BRONX – Although, the cold weather froze my Super Pinkys off this week and I would rather be under the comforter with […]
Weekend At Bernie’s: Brooklyn Dodgers, O’Malley Made Bernie Sanders
BROOKLYN, NY – While researching material for yesterday’s piece, The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates, we came across the story of how the Brooklyn […]
The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates
CHEW SPIT, SC – Unfortunately, some of our material didn’t survive the cold New Hampshire winter, as a few Presidential Candidates whimpered home with frostbitten […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Worst Sports Month is a Gulag For Everything
BRONX, NY– The Super Bowl is over… and it sucked. Pitchers and catchers don’t report for another couple of weeks. Hockey doesn’t get truly important […]