NEW YORK, NY – Apologies to those that came here looking for NFL money-makers from the likes of Grinding Ax Walt or the “retired/soured” Cheesy Bruin. But hold on… Like you, I think I know a thing or two about sports, Some Sh!tty but FREE NFL Picks will follow, along with our other topic: Islanders Finally Ashore.
Some Sh!tty but FREE NFL Picks
First pick up is courtesy of National College Rugby CEO Jeremy Treece and it’s surely going to p!ss off Vikings’ fan Angry Ward. Treece is putting all his eggs in the Minnesota basket, saying the Purple People Eaters will knock off Green Bay.
For a real, non-sh!tty pick, check out the Philly Godfather, who is giving us a freebie: Da Bears vs the Ravens… Click here to get more from him.
And last but not least, here’s our MTM Sh!tty Pick of the Week, courtesy of yours truly… take the Chiefs minus 2 1/2 vs the Cowboys. Mahomes is no longer the only one playing at a highest level, as the defense has finally figured out how to make a stop or two. Bet at least the cost of a Schaeffer Beer on it.
Speaking of crappy things on ice…
Islanders Finally Ashore
The Fish-sticks have a new home. That’s right, the NY Islanders, who have been struggling to stay afloat, are playing at their new digs, USB UBS Arena at Belmont (?). It did not go swimmingly, however, as they sank to new lows with the Flames melting many an Isles’ fan’s heart, 5-2. The sinking ship took on more water, as Adam Pelech, Andy Greene and Anthony Beauvillier joined Anders Lee, Ross Johnston and Josh Bailey (George Bailey’s grandson) on the COVID list, just prior the puck drop. We have yet to substantiate that Ken Morrow and Ken Morrow will be suiting up for them… If you ask me, something smells fishy.
On that note, please feel free to comment and comeback tomorrow for Junoir Blaber, who eats tartar sauce from the jar every Monday morning.
