SPANISH HARLEM – It’s that time again when I look through my sports notifications and enlighten you with my insight. You’re welcome in advance. Sure, I acknowledge how lazy this may look but it could be worse, I could write about the New York Yankees losing to the Minnesota Twins or the Mets ugly loss to Atlanta, but that’s boring. Knicks news should start heating up soon, but in the meantime all they done is hire assistant coaches. Nobody cares about that. But everyone will care about these nuggets: Bills Buck Up, Jerry Jones, WWE Goes Batty, Myles Garrett
Bills Sign Cook for 48 Million
James Cook deserves all the money he is able to get from the Bills, as running backs have one of the shortest career spans in the NFL. You have to get paid when the opportunity is there. He has been a great piece for their offense and takes some of the pressure off Josh Allen. Well done Buffalo!
Jerry Jones Reveals He Had Cancer
I wouldn’t wish this on anybody, but this was in 2010. Why is it something he wants out there now?
WWE Ref Bitten By Bat
I will say when I first read this, I thought he was hit with a baseball bat… but no. Not sure how this happened, and I won’t go down that rabbit hole to find out how (I am really lazy), but maybe you need to stop trying to be like Batman and don’t have your man cave in an actual cave. And please don’t pet the bats.
Myles Goes 100
We’re not talking effort here, people. We’re talking speeding. Myles Garrett was cited for going 100 miles per hour. Whoops. This came after receiving the biggest contract for a defensive end. It boggles my mind why athletes need to go this fast when any sudden movement can be a danger to themselves and others. I would want to live as long as possible and enjoy spending money on nice cars while driving at a snails pace so everyone can stare at my nice car and as I wave to them.
Twins Aren’t Selling
Don’t worry I’m not buying.
I need a nice title for this type of article, any ideas? That’s it for now, please come back tomorrow for more great content from Jackson Sternberg.
