EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Maybe the NFL should consider going back to 16 games. Outside of a few that mattered, Week 18 was a horror show. They still charged $5 for the league pass, though, despite the important games being on national TV on Saturday and Sunday night. Thanks! The pain continues for the Jets and Giants, two of the NFL’s most dysfunctional franchises. It’s just a constant barrage of rabbit punches to the sack. Woo hoo!
QB Poo Poo Platter
Cook vs Trubinski. Odalokun vs O’Connell. McKee vs Josh Johnson. These were just a few of the marquee QB matchups featured in Week 18. Dudes named Clayton Tune, Max Brosner, and Shane Beuchele also played quarterback for professional football teams. Uncle Rico was not available, sadly. If the coach just put him in…
I know they don’t get many reps, but a few of these guys looked like they were taught the rules of the game fifteen minutes ago. So,I throw it to that guy? Painful.
Zero Interceptions
Speaking of painful, how do you go an entire season without intercepting one single pass? No deflection into someone’s lap, no errant pass, miscommunication with a receiver? Nothing? Not one time all season? Not only did they not get one vs the great Mitch Trubisky on Sunday, but the Jets made him look like Joe Montana.
Aaron Glenn must have been tempted to put himself in there.
It sucks being a Giants fan, but at least were not the Jets. At least we have Dart. The Jets have nothing. Well, they do have a load of draft picks. They do have that going for them. Now they have the second pick, because the Giants didn’t want it. Time for some Mougey Magic. The Jets will probably take Dante Moore, a one-year college starter, rush him into action and ruin him. He will later go on to win a Super Bowl with the 49ers.
GOATS Beat Cowboys, Toss Away Top Pick
Also painful was the stupid Giants pissing away the number one pick two weeks in a row. Even after blowing the Tank Bowl and beating the Raiders, they still could have had the top pick by losing to the Cowboys. You guys want a sweet haul like the Bears got for Bryce Young? Nah, we’re good. We’re happy to stay at five and draft the next Kadarius Toney. Unbelievable.
The Cowboys understood the assignment. Get Dak and all key players outta there. You win by losing. The Giants are the GOATs of meaningless wins. How stupid can you be?
Well, they’re keeping Joe Schoen… so I answered my own question. Last year it was the QB. This year it was the coach. Remind me who hires those guys? This dude should not be employed.
Brian Daboll will probably win a Super Bowl next year. Are there odds on that yet? He and Daniel Jones will go to the Browns and win a Super Bowl before Joe Schoen wins one. Leading the way will be All-Pro Guard Evan Neal. #JoeMustGo
That’s all she wrote folks. Come back tomorrow for Angry Ward, and his tribute to the playoff saving performance of Aaron Rodgers.
