Crying About Kaepernick, Giant moves, Yankee Hopes
WASHINGTON, DC – While everyone was getting all worked up about some backup quarterback not standing for the National Anthem, news broke that the Pentagon can’t […]
Articles by Ben Whitney
Colin Kaepernick Protest, Death, Injury Bug, the Mets and Pearl Jam
WEST MARIN COUNTY, CA – I’m feeling reflective today, as I wake up on the Tamales Bay out in Cali one last time. I’m out […]
Anti Trump Olympic Quotes, Baby Bombers Boner Extension, NY Giants’ Offensive Offense
WHITE PLAINS, NY – It’s Tuesday, time for your weekly dose of B-Dubs… And since that’s my self-declared nickname, you should know I really dug […]
FU to Hitler, Aaron Judge, Baby Bombers Boner, Hope Solo Gets Arnold Burn
WHITE PLAINS, NY – A quick turnaround, but the people want more B-Dubs. What can I do but give the people what they want? I’ll […]
Gymnasts in Tights, Michael Phelps the Freak, Mark Sanchez Like Herpes
WHITE PLAINS, NY – B-Dubs (aka Ben Whitney) here to introduce a new feature called: Cheers Bro, Aw Hell No, & Man, I Don’t Know… […]
B-Dubs Pinch Hits and Babble re Aaron Rodgers, Yanks, Mets Olivia Munn
WESTCHESTER, NY – When they (the brass) need a pinch hitter for Mr. Friday, aka Different Matt, they call in B-Dubs. Different Matt misses so […]
Yankees Marble Tale, Trade Talk, Jets Still Suck at QB with Ryan Fitzpatrick
FLORHAM PARK, NJ – So Ryan Fitzpatrick signed! Hurrah! The J-E-T-S ceiling is again 2nd place in their division, 10 wins, and a Wild Card […]
Brian Cashman Interview re A-Rod, Jay Z, Scott Boras, Brian McCann, CC
NEW YORK, NY – Good morning. Angry Ward is off this week on a doctor-mandated yoga retreat in Tulum, dealing with some anger issues. In […]
54 Days Until Football Season. Mets and Yanks Trade Partners?
NEW YORK, NY – Oh crap, I just remembered I’m supposed to write something for MTM. Dammit, I only have two hours. The last thing I […]
Kevin Durant is a B!tch
WESTCHESTER, NY – I come from a pretty competitive bloodline. When we East Coast Whitneys visit our West Coast relatives out in West Marin, California, […]