AT THE MOVIES- THE BULL DURHAM COMMENTARY
RALEIGH-DURHAM, NC – Called out on Friday April 24th by Sam’s-a-Fan, Tall Matt was implored to screen, for the first time, the legendary baseball romantic […]
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LATEST SPORTS SOAP OPERAS FOR $600, ALEX
BURBANK, CA – Fresh off our big photo op on the Jeopardy set, we imagined a category that our far-reaching and eclectic readership might find […]
ARE YOU A GREEDY, NO-GOOD, S.O.B.???
DETROIT, MI – Put your Creative Caps (MTM tm) on this marvelous Saturday, Mattville, and imagine if you will, a world gone mad; one in […]
SHOULDA BEEN HEADLINES
NEW YORK, NY – After watching NY1 religiously until switching to RCN in our new joint last month, we realized how much we missed it. […]
500 HORMONE CLUB
MARK MCGWIRESVILLE, USA – Somewhere in these parts, Mark McGwire is hiding. He could be in some seedy attic or in a skeleton-filled closet. Perhaps […]
RECESSION BUSTER: WE NEED MORE MATTS
NEW MATT CITY, NY – With the fickle DOW teasing us at every FIAT/CHRYSLER/PICKENS/CITI rumor and job security a bigger joke than Gary Sheffield’s willingness […]
WE WATCHED MUCHO BASEBALL & SPORTS WITH NEW CABLE!!!
CABLE TV IN LIVING ROOM, USA – Yowza, yowza, yowza! This Cable TV thing is crazy! Since we just moved into our new digs, we […]
ONE GAME MATTERS
PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – As Philview and The Phanatic will tell you, one game does indeed matter. The Mets would readily concur. Two consecutive years of […]
LONG LINES, BAD VIEWS, GARY SHEFFEILD. THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES???
SHEA FIELD, NY – The parking situation is much improved. The Rotunda is very cool. The entire working staff is – get this – friendly. […]
CHICKEN LITTLE, JUSTIN TUCK & F.SCOTT FITZGERALD
CITY OF HEAVENLY TRANQUILITY, CHINA – It has been a tumultuous Spring Training for us citizens of Mattville. We’ve had to deal with one calamity […]