Grinding Ax Walter Hynes (GAW)

“Grinding Ax” Walter Hynes (GAW) comes from the same Sports Royalty bloodlines as Short Matt… He’s heaving hatchets off the heads of any deserving Sports Personalities… His favorite teams are the NY Rangers, Detroit Tigers, Dallas Cowboys, NY Jets and Manchester United… A suburban husband and father of two, Walter understands what it takes to be a second-guessing, sideline-heckling parent and coach.

Are You Ready for Some Football? Matt Harvey vs Fans, Giants-Cowboys

September 10, 2015 GrindingAx 23

NFL League Headquarters, New York, NY—Tonight is the kickoff of another NFL season! The anticipation is gnawing at the brains of millions of Fantasy Footballers . How […]

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Mets, Yanks and Hard Knocks

August 27, 2015 GrindingAx 15

New York, NY– “Get your New York Sports Here!” While the stock market make me nauseous with ups and downs as ominous as Six Flag’s […]

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Old European Stars Taking American Sucker Soccer Fans $$$

August 13, 2015 GrindingAx 20

“On the boats and on the planes, they’re coming to America.” LOS ANGELES, CA – Who would have thunk that the USA is becoming THE […]

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Ready for Some Football? NFL Predictions from Grinding Ax

August 6, 2015 GrindingAx 15

OXNARD, CA – NFL training camps are open – just as the Mets are teasing their fan base with visions of 1980’s grandeur. Moreover, Big […]

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Breaking Brady: Tom’s Unseen Facebook Draft

July 30, 2015 GrindingAx 19

FOXBORO, MA –  Tom Brady’s statement on Facebook reacting to the NFL’s decision to uphold its four game suspension has certainly been garnering attention. I have obtained […]

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Foo Mets, ESPYs and Garden State Dominance

July 16, 2015 GrindingAx 16

STATE OF MIND – While we take a vacation from the arduous task of rooting for our baseball teams – and Short Matt is running […]

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Glen Sather, USA Soccer, Mickelson’s Clean Money

July 2, 2015 GrindingAx 16

LIVINGSTON, NJ –  The End of an ERA. Or is it?  The New York Rangers announced that cigar chewing Glen Sather will relinquish his GM duties to become team […]

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Top 5 Narcissitic Athletes, Stanley Cup Bummer, LeBron, Card-Gate

June 18, 2015 GrindingAx 11

CHESTERTOWN, NY – With another disappointing NHL season ending with the Blackhawks raising the Stanley Cup for the third time in six years, this Rangers fan […]

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Stanley Cup Finals, Jenner’s lost Olympic Moments

June 4, 2015 GrindingAx 20

TAMPA BAY, FL – Although it is painful to write about this, someone has to do it. While most of the Rangers are teeing up like […]

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Alex Rodriguez and Cooperstown? Rangers and Cavs Kings

May 28, 2015 GrindingAx 22

COOPERSTOWN, NY – NOT WELCOME TO COOPERSTOWN. That’s how the home of the Baseball Hall of Fame sign should read when Alex Rodriguez is up for […]

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