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Real Reasons Why The Mets Will Win The World Series

February 22, 2020 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – Having already passed the urine test, yours truly only has residual hallucinogenics coursing through his/her veins. But here are Real Reasons […]

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Spring Training Angst?! POTUS Bellinger, Apologetic Mets

February 15, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

PORT ST. LUCIE, FL – The rose pedals are still on the satin sheets. The half-eaten box of chocolates lies open on the coffee table. […]

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More Shockers From Astros, Tom Brady, Rugby Storms Our Beaches

February 8, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s windy and cold out there on the blustery streets of the New York City. But we’re blowing hot here with […]

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Super Bowl Monday: Trump’s Kansas Hangover. Mets Win Lombardi

February 3, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

KANSAS CITY, MO – While we wait for an excuse-ridden Junoir Blaber to cobble together another tardy Monday Morning QB piece, we’ve got some bits […]

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Great Gatsby! Wuhan At The Bat & Super Bowl Saturday

February 1, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Another great week in Mattville is in the books, thanks to our stellar rotation of pundits. Be sure to check them […]

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Two For Tuesday: Sports Stars Wearing #2. MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, Jeter.

January 21, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – With Derek Jeter back in the news for his Hall of Fame vote and Ben Whitney worshiping the Porcelain Gods with […]

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Cha-Ching For Titans Tannehill, NFL Playoffs, FREE NFL Picks

January 19, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s cold outside in much of the USA, including 3 of the 4 cities with teams remaining in the NFL Playoffs. […]

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Go To Blazes Carlos Beltrán, You Tommy Two Face SOB

January 18, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

HELL – In this world, the Devil doesn’t wear Prada. He wears Mets orange & blue. And down here, the line to get into this […]

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Sign Stealing: How Much Does It Matter?

January 10, 2020 The Matts 0

“Houston, we’ve had a problem here.” – John (“Jack”) Swigert NEW YORK, NY – The above quote is the actual representation of the oft-used historic […]

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Yoenis “Wild Boars” Cespedes, Whitney Mercilus, Richard Sherman, J.J. Watt

January 4, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY  -It’s dreary Saturday here in the Big Apple and yours truly is drearily hungover after being over-served at a business “lunch,” followed […]

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