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Thank The Baseball Gods Your Team Didn’t Sign Manny Machado. Here’s Why.

February 22, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

SAN DIEGO, CA – So, you’re angry at your GM for not going whole hog after Oriole-turned-Dodger Manny Machado in MLB’s Hot Stove free agent […]

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Cold, Broke and Lonely? Here Are Five Highest Paid Athletes To Make You Mad, Too!

February 1, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NORTH POLE/CHICAGO – Not even a deep-dish pizza (an abomination) chased by a Stroh’s can warm you up when it’s -48 degrees out. But look […]

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Hot Stove Morsels, Gratuitous Cheerleaders, Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks

January 13, 2019 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY  – If you’ve never tasted crow and want to know what it’s like, just ask Cheesy Bruin. He ate plenty of crow […]

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James Harden Beard Controversy, MLB Relievers Cash, Wild Card Cash Picks

January 4, 2019 The Matts 1

HOUSTON, TX – HARDEN’S BEARD – After watching bits of Angry Ward’s Golden State Warriors gag against Houston’s Rockets, two things were abundantly clear: 1) […]

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2019 Pro Sports Predictions: Eli, Mayfield, Machado, Mets, Favre, LeBron

December 28, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

INDIANA, PA – In this quaint, cozy home of Jimmy Stewart, you get small-town American at its very best. With each passing pickup truck, smile […]

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Favorite Christmas Sports Moments: Hnida, Brooklyn Americans, Podolak

December 26, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – With Angry Ward taking a well-deserved holiday respite, we tried channeling our Inner Ward – feebly – to come up with […]

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Sports Late Bloomers: Barry Sanders, Kurt Warner, Jamie Moyer and ???

December 21, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

For a guy that pitched in 4 decades, he was poop until he was 33. His renaissance began with

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What The Sam Hill? MLB Fans Asking: Is Robbie Cano is Robbie Alomar Part Deux?

December 7, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

SEATTLE, WA – From the state that lured Jon Olerud away with its athlete-friendly tax structure, comes Robinson Cano, an aging, high-priced second baseman on […]

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Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s A Helping of Thanksgiving Turkeys in Sports

November 22, 2018 The Matts 0

DUBLIN, IRELAND – En route to the airport last night for a red-eye to Dublin on a Buddy Pass (standby ticket given by an airline […]

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Mets Hire Jerry Maguire, Beer-Chugging Lineman Jon Gott to Giants?!

November 8, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – From beer-chugging lineman to too-cliched-for-Central Casting GMs, this is one helluva time for sports punditry! Let’s pop the trunk, lift the […]

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