WALK THE WALK: SHUT UP & BUILD A TEAM FOR $125 MIL
UTOPIA, KS – Okay, we’ve all been armchair General Managers and/or bile-spewing critics of our team’s moves, lack of moves, contracts tendered, contracts not given, […]
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METS ACQUIRE HALLADAY: MINAYA STUNS LEAGUE
NEW YORK, NY – The NY Mets and Toronto Blue Jays have allegedly reached an agreement that would make star right-hander Roy Halladay a NY […]
CURLY SHUFFLE: OMAR THE TENT MAKER, VICK THE BASEBALL VP
NEW YORK, NY – We had a wild day in sports yesterday, with much of it being off the field and Michael Vick’s reinstatement basically […]
CHATTING WITH A CHAMPION: THE INTERVIEW
BETHPAGE, NY – A short while back, we got to speak with one of the many unlikely heroes of, arguably, the most unlikely World Series […]
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES: POST UP SOON!
MTM HQ – WE ARE SORRY! We are having some difficulties with our SPECIAL TREAT for you all today – it will be up within […]
SPORTS HEAVEN ON EARTH: FREE BEER IN VERMONT
This article brought to you by the Brewers Ass. Of America OMIGOD, VERMONT – After a lengthy and thoroughly conclusive study, NASA just released the […]
PHANATIC PHALLS AND CAN'T GET UP… TO POST
PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Philview is reportedly doing well after his partner, The Phanatic, phell on him while they were conspiring on today’s post. It took […]
FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED MAJORS GETTING OLD?
“We don’t stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.” -George Bernard Shaw LONG ISLAND, NY – We are in […]
ONE SPLENDID SPLINTER: A .406 BATTING AVERAGE
BOSTON, MA – “Gods do not answer letters.” – John Updike on Ted Williams’ aloof attitude toward the press and the fans. True or False: […]
ARE THEY TRULY ALL-STARS? STEROID LIST REDUX
SAINT LOUIS, MO – We’re here, looking for some sign that a saint of any kind is present – mixing it up with the godless […]