ODE TO BALLS
SAN JOSE, COSTA RICA – Plenty of praise and accolades for athletes are bandied about in the world of team sports but where would any […]
The Matts
FORREST GRIFFIN & INJUNS SWEARING
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today, live on free TV, for every woman, child and man to see, there will be a woman swearing – and nobody […]
CHUCK ROGERS IN THE 21ST CENTURY: SPACE CADET AIDED BY A MATT
winless, even… DETROIT, MI – Now it all makes sense for Detroit Lions fans. The worst football team since Columbia’s Lions – winless, even -just […]
WALK THE WALK: SHUT UP & BUILD A TEAM FOR $125 MIL
UTOPIA, KS – Okay, we’ve all been armchair General Managers and/or bile-spewing critics of our team’s moves, lack of moves, contracts tendered, contracts not given, […]
METS ACQUIRE HALLADAY: MINAYA STUNS LEAGUE
NEW YORK, NY – The NY Mets and Toronto Blue Jays have allegedly reached an agreement that would make star right-hander Roy Halladay a NY […]
CURLY SHUFFLE: OMAR THE TENT MAKER, VICK THE BASEBALL VP
NEW YORK, NY – We had a wild day in sports yesterday, with much of it being off the field and Michael Vick’s reinstatement basically […]
CHATTING WITH A CHAMPION: THE INTERVIEW
BETHPAGE, NY – A short while back, we got to speak with one of the many unlikely heroes of, arguably, the most unlikely World Series […]
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES: POST UP SOON!
MTM HQ – WE ARE SORRY! We are having some difficulties with our SPECIAL TREAT for you all today – it will be up within […]
SPORTS HEAVEN ON EARTH: FREE BEER IN VERMONT
This article brought to you by the Brewers Ass. Of America OMIGOD, VERMONT – After a lengthy and thoroughly conclusive study, NASA just released the […]
PHANATIC PHALLS AND CAN'T GET UP… TO POST
PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Philview is reportedly doing well after his partner, The Phanatic, phell on him while they were conspiring on today’s post. It took […]