FAVORITE FAT ATHLETES
PieÅ¡Å¥any, Slovakia – We’re here at the famous ancient spa, trying to get in shape and hoping to bump into former NHL star and current […]
The Matts
A MARINE HELPS US MAKEOVER NEXT WINTER OLYMPICS
MALVERNE, NY – On this web-thing that is MeetTheMatts.com, we dote on supposed sports heroes, make fun of them when they fall and giggle at […]
TIGER'S BAD ACTING AND WORST OLYMPIAN EVER
“For all that I have done, I am so sorry.” -Tiger Woods GROUSE MOUNTAIN, CANADA – It’s somewhat ironic that the protagonists of this Saturday […]
OLYMPIC TRIVIA FOR 300 TOONEYS, ALEX
Canada vs Switzerland 1928 Games WHISTLER, CANADA – After drinking the Piper’s Kilt on Broadway in Inwood, NY dry Tuesday night during our huge Pub […]
OLYMPIC TALE TUESDAY: VONN CUTS CHEESE AND ALL BODES WELL
Vonn, Miller and a friend “relax” in Vancouver. BRITISH COLUMBIA – Like Australia and the United States, British Columbia is yet another jewel of Mother […]
THE LAST COOL OLYMPIAN
They said I was afraid of heights. I was doing 60 jumps a day… Of course I was afraid. There was always a chance my […]
HOLY HANGOVER: SUPER BOWL SUNDAYS SUCK
COMMON SENSE, USA – Is there anything worse than going to work on Monday morning with a hangover – aside from going to work with […]
HOCKEY PLAYERS GONE WILD: BAD BOY HAWKS
John Madden flexes, Patrick Kane entertains. MY KIND OF TOWN, IL – Despite our growing disdain for analysts and post-game shows, we found ourselves watching […]
SOMETHING SPECIAL: MATT CERRONE REPORTS!
FLUSHING, NY – Yesterday we promised bringing you something special, today. And special this is! In a groundbreaking, platform-crossing, cyberspace-rattlin’ meeting of great sports minds, […]
SALISBURY STEAK OR COMMUNION?
I was ashamed, and I didn’t want to say anything. I thought it would go away and let my ego get in the way. Since […]