Memo to Yankees: Bye-Bye Blake… Hello Berrios! Hector Berrios, That Is!
TAMPA, FL – Why stop there? With the Yankees firing so-called hitting guru Dillon Lawson and hiring a ex-legit hitter in Sean Casey (who actually […]
State Of The Mets Address: Demotions, Benchings & Player Management, MLB Trade Deadline
ESTABLISH A FORGOTTEN MERITOCRACY! What happened to the days of having to perform to play? It can’t simply be about the money.
Are the NY Yankees Buyers or Sellers? Let the Debate Begin
SPANISH HARLEM – As this Yankees team continues to crumble late in games, the sense in New York is whether this team will be buyers […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Giants At the Plate, Running Backs Shunned, and You Should Go to the Movies
Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Running Backs. By now it’s old news that superstar running backs Saquon Barkley and Josh Jacobs were not…
Istela Nunes, Ohtani Gets Traded, Johnny Bench Catching Heat
BRONX, NY – Oh, that Ohtani! What a glorious day today is! The Mets didn’t lose last night and Showman Shohei (TM), sucked the life […]
Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, Mexico Win Gold Cup, Wimbledon
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy Monday! Well, it may not be a happy one for our founder, Short Matt, because he is a SAG actor […]
America: Check out Rugby’s Super Bowl, via Major League Rugby
CHICAGO, IL The sensational conclusion of Major League Rugby’s sixth season was the stuff of Hollywood endings. It was replete with drama, big plays, heroic […]
Yankees Out of Order: Who’s Up 1st? What’s Batting 2nd? I Don’t Know is Up 3rd?
NEW YORK, NY – Back in the day, the NY Yankees table-setters were center fielder Mickey Rivers and left fielder Roy White. They batted one […]
Joey Chestnut: A Great American Athlete. Better Than Ohtani. Better Than Mahomes.
DENVER, CO – As a long-time, derelict, degenerate contributor to this here repository of renal failure, I do hereby shun the rest of my compatriots […]
My First Half Rant About Yankees Baseball
SPANISH HARLEM – With the second half of the baseball season upon us, it’s a good time to evaluate my favorite and what has happened […]