COOKIE'S CORNER: BAD ATTITUDES
H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, USA – The leaves are dropping and so are people’s tolerance levels. People are just down right CRUSTY and I can’t understand […]
MIND YOU, PRO PLAYERS DONATING BRAINS
CANTON, OH – We hurriedly jumped into the Matt Mobile and raced up here after reading the following AP Report: Three NFL players on Monday […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: LOOKING FORWARD
NEW YORK, NY—Now that this bad horror movie of a Mets season is coming to a merciful end, it might be a good time to […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: THE BEAUTY OF THE GAME
by Philview and Philly Phanatic PHILADELPHIA, PA – This past Sunday several teams, including the Mets and the Phillies, participated in what we used to […]
MR. ROARKE, I’D LIKE TO EXTEND MY STAY
by West Coast Craig FANTASY ISLAND — After Replacement Matt stirred up the old soccer debate last week, it’s obvious that a little controversy gets […]
THE BRONX IS BURNING
By Rex O’Rourke 161ST AND RIVER AVENUE – Alright, enough is enough. I’ve taken it easy on you Mutt fans for many a rant. I’ve […]
WHO IS RUSTY STAUB???
by Sam’s-A-Fan NEW YORK, NY – Is Rusty Staub a former major league ball player once described by none other than Duke Snider as a […]
REPLACEMENT MATT'S SOCCER STAND!
*Sam’s-A-Fan’s computer imploded again so Replacement Matt stepped in… NEW YORK, NY – Okay, I have been called out by the people of Mattville and […]
HEALTHY DOSE OF REALITY
WASHINGTON, D.C. – We watched the President’s address of the nation, Congress and Mattville last night and visions, other than those of sugar plum fairies, […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: COUNTDOWN TO AGONY
BRISTOL, CT – Chris Berman: Nobody on the road. Nobody on the beach. I feel it in the air, the summer’s out of reach. Which […]