MAN IT'S COLD OUT
by Rex O’Rourke CROOKED LAKE, NY – I was driving to work on a frigid winter day about two weeks ago when I spotted a lone […]
AND THE WINNER IS… GEORGE BRETT?!
by The Matts TOMBSTONE, AZ – It was a wild, whacky week in an upside-down, topsy-turvy world! There were winners, losers, posers and poopers and […]
Cookie's Corner: Big Babies
Leche Central, NYC – So, we’ve got a week before the Super Bowl and our boys of summer are busy on the links, beaches or […]
CAROLINE KENNEDY TAKING OVER NY ISLANDERS
CAPE COD, MA – With a bombshell declaration heard only by The Matts, JFK’s daughter Caroline Kennedy, decided her fund raising talents were needed elsewhere, dropping […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WAKE UP!
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of yesterday’s stirring inauguration ceremony in the nation’s capital, I would like to be the first to add, “Now is the time […]
SUPER DAY FOR A SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY
MTMÂ TECH CENTER, NEW YORK – In honor of our new President’s swearing in, we want to send two of you to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, […]
HAPPY MLK DAY
DATELINE BERKELY -Â In an ever yearning state to bring you news from all the West Coast, your weary reporter with the geographically encompassing name […]
THE COMEDIAN'S LAMENT
Washington, D.C. – I have some quotations I’d like to share with you this week. See if you can guess who provided them. “We shouldn’t […]
RUGBY, BUSH, BASEBALL & QUEBEC'S WAR DECLARATION
MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA – Phew. What a week! The past seven days made Planes, Trains & Automobiles look like an afternoon nap. We had aviation’s greatest event […]
MIRACLE ON THE HUDSON: TRUE HEROES
by: Sam’s A Fan: Manhattan’s West Side – We’ve had Miracle on 34th Street, Miracle on Ice and on Thursday afternoon, January 15, 2009 we […]