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Angry Ward Wednesday: Exciting New Coaching Opportunities for Allen Iverson, Steve Bannon, and Others

August 26, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – And, we’re back. The royal “we.” You know… the editorial… Anyway, some new sports sh!t has come to light, man. We’re full into […]

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Mother’s Day Special: Four Famous Sports Moms

May 12, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Sure, the Biblical rains that continue their consecutive Sunday saturation streak here in the northeast are making for a messy Mother’s […]

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Washington Capitals’ Cup More Russian Capitol Collusion? Ovechkin, Trump, Putin

June 8, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

LAS VEGAS, NV – Thank you, Hockey Gods, for not allowing Lord Stanley’s Cup to be violated unspeakably/reprehensibly in the soul-less den of inequity that […]

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NHL’s Final Four: Knights, Jets, Caps, Lightning (Rangers South) Battle for Stanley Cup

May 18, 2018 Different Matt 0

“Rick Nash, thanks for coming. One goal in Toronto series, two in Tampa series (the G1 blowout). Can’t see the Bs making him a UFA […]

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Round 2 NHL Playoffs: Rangers Head North, Pens and Caps Wronged

April 28, 2017 Different Matt 11

OTTAWA, CANADA – The NY Rangers started their second round NHL Playoffs series against the Ottawa Senators last night with a chippy 2-1 loss in Canada’s […]

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Hockey Pucks, Don Rickles, Brad Marchand, NHL Playoffs, Women’s Ice Hockey

April 9, 2017 Cheesy Bruin 18

MARLBORO, NY – This week we lost one of comedy’s most colorful characters in Don Rickles. You knew you were an entertainment icon if this […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: How to Fix the Cleveland Browns, Whitney on Whitney

March 7, 2017 Ben Whitney 23

KICKAPOO, KS –  I was thinking of exploring the rumor that Vladimir Putin hacked into St. Louis Blues’ GM Doug Armstrong’s email to trade Kevin Shattenkirk […]

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Crimes and Misdemeanors: NFL and Super Bowl Betting Guide

February 7, 2016 Cheesy Bruin 7

RIKERS ISLAND – There are Crimes and Misdemeanors associated with football, some of which highlight the NFL’s biggest game of them all and brings out […]

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Is Being a Fan Worth It? Is Rangers, Mets Rollercoaster Too Much?

May 14, 2015 Matt McCarthy 15

NEW YORK, NY – While anxiously flipping channels non-stop from the Rangers fighting the Big Bad Caps at a worried-sick Madison Square Garden, to Matt […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: More Sports Movies I’m Gonna Make When I Grow Up

May 13, 2015 Angry Ward 20

BRONX, NY – I’ve decided to take a quick break from writing my Master’s thesis on heaven and hell themes in 1970s WPIX Children’s programming and […]

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