Top 5 Narcissitic Athletes, Stanley Cup Bummer, LeBron, Card-Gate

June 18, 2015 GrindingAx 11

CHESTERTOWN, NY – With another disappointing NHL season ending with the Blackhawks raising the Stanley Cup for the third time in six years, this Rangers fan […]

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Sports-less Summer, NY Mets Frauds, Soccer Season, Joe Torre

June 13, 2015 Junoir Blaber 6

EL BARIO, BRONX – Yup! I am back again! Three straight days of good-looking bald black correspondents. The world may not be ready. Well, ready […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: And the Sports Scrubs Shall Inherit the Earth

June 10, 2015 Angry Ward 13

BRONX, NY – There’s no way to sugarcoat this, so I’m just gonna say it. WE ARE AT THE END OF DAYS, people. American Pharoah […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: Finals Fun, Triple Crown and More

June 8, 2015 DJ Eberle 11

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – Have you not been entertained!?! This weekend has been one of the most memorable weekends in recent history sports-wise. From American Pharoah’s […]

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Hungry Ward Wednesday: Yankee Steak House?

June 3, 2015 Angry Ward 22

New York, NY – I don’t know how else to say this, so I’m just going to say it: Last Saturday night I ate dinner […]

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Mets New Star: Brown-Eyed Handsome Gorilla

June 1, 2015 West Coast Craig 9

< NEW YORK, NY – Korak charged third base as coach Tim Teufel frantically gave the stop sign. The big gorilla never slowed down, his […]

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Alex Rodriguez and Cooperstown? Rangers and Cavs Kings

May 28, 2015 GrindingAx 22

COOPERSTOWN, NY – NOT WELCOME TO COOPERSTOWN. That’s how the home of the Baseball Hall of Fame sign should read when Alex Rodriguez is up for […]

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Baseball’s Freak of Nature, a Sepp Blatter and World’s Biggest Star

May 22, 2015 Matt McCarthy 14

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Very rarely – probably never – do we write about just one athlete. We certainly don’t write about a player from […]

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Korak Returns Just In Time! Gorilla and Noah Save Mets?

May 18, 2015 West Coast Craig 14

“I’m working on something interesting.” –Freddie Wilpon NEW YORK, NY – Those were the Mets’ owner’s words as he plopped ice in his white wine […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: More Sports Movies I’m Gonna Make When I Grow Up

May 13, 2015 Angry Ward 20

BRONX, NY – I’ve decided to take a quick break from writing my Master’s thesis on heaven and hell themes in 1970s WPIX Children’s programming and […]

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